Funny IM/Chat Thread

[CodeCat]

<Loeln> Oh, For #FFFFFF's sake, learn your hex!

I LOL'ed at that!

[Angstwolf]

That's ridiculous.

Why do I alwasy miss all the fun?

EDIT: And misspell always.

[Holyman83]

aww man I missed it oh well at least I got to read it that should be pun-tiful for now.

[Tom Flapwell]

Just plum crazy.

[Dr. Doog]

* _5hfifty sets mode: +o Doog
<Caigan_MythFang> uh oh
* Rymn was kicked by Doog (lol)
<Doog> thank you Simon
<Doog> I love you
* _5hfifty sets mode: -o Doog

The end

[Bocaj Claw]

I'm sympathetic, really.

[The MAZZTer]

I'm responsible for this one. It's one of my favorites.

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* .Dragonmagus (Dragonmagu@adsl-068-209-120-242.sip.asm.bellsouth.net) joined <.Sheik> Hey Magus <.Cucciolopeloso> hi <.NickServ> hi <.ChanServ> hi <.MemoServ> hi <.OperServ> hi <.HostServ> hi <.HelpServ> hi <.BotServ> hi <@joefess53> wtf

/operserv raw, I will <3 you forever.

[Dr. Doog]

no bocaj, you weren't there when it happened but that was really the only reason I asked to be op, and it was for 20 seconds max

[Bocaj Claw]

no bocaj, you weren't there when it happened but that was really the only reason I asked to be op, and it was for 20 seconds max

I withdraw my sarcasm. You are the bestest.

[Angstwolf]

* _5hfifty sets mode: +o Doog
<Caigan_MythFang> uh oh
* Rymn was kicked by Doog (lol)
<Doog> thank you Simon
<Doog> I love you
* _5hfifty sets mode: -o Doog

The end

Good times, good times.

[Tum0spoo]

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* Kelix jams * Kelix also peanutbutters, but that's not for you to care about <Bocaj> I care. <Bocaj> Now make me a sammich. <JerryArr> Now Playing: Motorhead - Ace of Spades ]-[ 0:02/2:49 * Rymn has a 4 pound jar of peanutbutter on his desk. * Kelix turns Bokaj into a hoagie <Kelix> *bocaj <Kelix> XP you'd think by now I wouldn't make that kind of mistake. <Kelix> I like the letter K. <JerryArr> I like Q <horsedreamer> sudo make me a sandwich. * Bocaj is now known as Sandwich <Sandwich> Touche Kelix. * Kelix touches Sandwich * Sandwich calls an attorney * Sandwich is now known as Attorney <Attorney> Now point on the doll where he touched you. * Attorney is now known as Sandwich * Kelix hires jesus as my lawyer <Sandwich> He touched me here and here :( * Sandwich is now known as Attorney <Attorney> Your honor, no further questions. * Attorney is now known as Bocaj * Kelix is now known as Jesus * Bocaj is now known as Judge <Jesus> Your honor, my dad said kelix is innocent. * Jesus is now known as Kelix <Judge> I call God to the stand! Or Joseph. Whichever. * Kelix walks to the stand as his name IS Joseph <Kelix> Your honor, there is no law against touching sandwiches. * Kelix is now known as Jesus <The_MAZZTer> I now realize why they call these chat rooms "channels" <The_MAZZTer> it's because they provide entertainment <Jesus> The defence rests. <The_MAZZTer> much like TV channels * Jesus is now known as Kelix <The_MAZZTer> even more so if you're an op and you can kick the entertainers * Kelix wonders what happened to the judge <Kelix> don't tell me you have a machine of personal pleasure under your robe like that one judge who got arrested. <JerryArr> You mean an iPod? <JerryArr> ;-) * Rymn is wondering where the jury went.... probably out to go get some sandwiches.... * Kelix takes over the role of judge * Kelix is now known as Takeover_judge <Judge> Not so fast Judge Takeover! * horsedreamer is now known as jury|out-to-lunch * Takeover_judge is now known as Kelix <Judge> This is my court and we will have order! <Jason> AI * jury|out-to-lunch are still out on this issue. <Kelix> Not my fault you fell asleep. <Judge> Or odor. I can't read my notes. <Kelix> Order? <jury> I'll have a sandwich! * Kelix orders the hoagie * Judge is now known as Sandwich <Sandwich> Nooooooo! * Sandwich is now known as Judge <Judge> I hold the sandwich in contempt of court! <jury> that's terribly inefficient <Kelix> You're holding the sandwich, your honor? <Judge> Just a figure of speech my dear litigous defendant. <jury> It's easier if you just hold it in your hands, and leave the bottom part wrapped so as not to drip condiments. * Kelix is now known as Jesus * jury|out-to-lunch looks busy <Jesus> I'd like to give my closeing argument now your honor. <Judge> Make it so my savior. * Jesus uses a miricle to bring bread and wine to everyone <Jesus> let's have a party. but no eating of the sandwich, that's just dirty. * Jesus is now known as Kelix <Kelix> Here, here!

[Miles E Traysandor]

That's points for awesome win-ness, Kelix. XD

[Loeln]

Oh, puns.

<Arloest> My Astronomy Professor 2 years ago (the one that introduced me to Nightwish!) had tattooes ALL OVER his calves
* Loeln got a cutie mark once,...
<Loeln> came with gum and instructions and everything.

<Arloest> I knew a girl who once got her finger pierced
<Arloest> To be "different"
* Loeln got a finger pierced once,...
<Loeln> Always draw the knife away from yourself when whittling.
<Zaaphod> of course

<Arloest> anklets are really tacky
* Loeln got an anklet once,...
<Zaaphod> you did not
<Loeln> Then I found out I could really Skip-It

<Arloest> OK THEN
<Arloest> i got nothing
* Loeln got nothing once,...
<Loeln> Thank goodness the guy dropped the charges.
<Loeln> Much better than getting comunity service.

* Bocaj bans football. With the power of grayskull.
<JerryArr> Teddy Roosevelt you aren't.
<JerryArr> Because I've seen him and you in the same place.
<Bocaj> Of course I'm not TR.
<Loeln> Walk softly and carry a large boomstick.
<Bocaj> I used to do that. It's discourage on college campuses though. And near clock towers.
* Loeln carried a large boomstick once,...
<Loeln> A Red Rider Daisy carbine action air rifle.
<Loeln> Complete with eye warning.
<JerryArr> Oh dear
<Loeln> it could shoot BBs like all get out.

<Bocaj> Did you shoot your eye out?
<Loeln> Nope
<Bocaj> Can I shoot your eye out?
<Loeln> Nein
<Bocaj> Can I shoot somebody else's eye out?
* Loeln shot an eye once,...
<Loeln> Bull's eye. Worth twenty points.
<Bocaj> Cool. Who should I shoot?
* Travis shoots Bocaj with a BB in the ankle
<Bocaj> Nuuuuuuuuu! My bocajian ankle!
* Bocaj bleeds out and dies
<JerryArr> Wow, he didn't have a lot of blood in him.
* Loeln bled something out once,...
<Bocaj> I'd bet. Zing!
<Loeln> A T-shirt. Made a nice tye-dye.
<Loeln> So you could say,
* Loeln dyed once,...
<Spray> Loeln that's terrible

* Travis lifts Bocaj's foot and lets it fall
* Bocaj detaches leg and gives it to Travis
<Bocaj> Merry platypus one and all!
* Travis passes the leg to Tavis
* Rymn is back from work and stuff
* Loeln gave a leg once,...
<Loeln> and an arm with it!
<Loeln> Most broke, most expensive action figure I've had.

* Rymn starts to play miniature golf with Bocaj's leg as the putter...
<Bocaj> How'm I lookin'? I'm looking good!
* Rymn can't play golf, so he hands Bocaj his leg back
<Bocaj> And now, I'm nearly not legless!
* Loeln looked good once,...
<Loeln> Went as a ninja for Halloween
<Loeln> Complete with full face mask.

<Travis> Rymn is sleepy itt
<Rymn> sleepy?
* Loeln was itt once,...
<Loeln> I miss playing Tag.

<Tavis> I think I'm going to sign off for tonight... *wave* Goodnight, all
<Travis> *wave*
<Rymn> later Tavis
<horsedreamer> bye tav
<JerryArr> night Tavey *hug*
<Loeln> bonne nuit
<Tavis> Night, Travis, Rymn, horsedreamer, JerryArr, Loeln, etc..
* Loeln signed off once,...
<Bocaj> Night Tavis.
* Tavis has left #definecynical
<Bocaj> Can I have my leg bac- Oh. He left.
<Loeln> Then I forgot the american sign language for O and F

<Bocaj> And now I'm bored. Promoting discussion time.
<Bocaj> Okay. Decapitations: A dangerous social fad or armless fun?
<horsedreamer> headless, not armless.
<horsedreamer> :p
* Loeln decapitated once,...
<horsedreamer> kinda hard to do it twice, neh?
<Loeln> Accidently pressed Capslock and had to shut it off.

...I find them very punny.

[osprey]

Osprey made pun once...

Then I realised I forgot the ch but by that time half the party guests had drunk it.

[Tom Flapwell]

Wow, what a wild exchange. Maybe I do want to visit the chatroom after all.

Tom made a good post once... but the cats scratched it to pieces.