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Postby horsedreamer » Tue Nov 14, 2006 4:23 pm

Hi. I'm Dave. I dunno what standard procedure is for intros, but I'm sure most other people introducing themselves don't know either.

I guess I'll try and take a crack at my views on cynicism:

If you're not a little bit cynical, you're more than a little bit stupid.
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Postby gen200 » Tue Nov 14, 2006 4:44 pm

here's a tip: sanity will do you no good, here.

here, have a leet-speek translator and a box of cookies.

just watch out for the knives that encompass the translator's very being :P

someone should be here to give you a flamethrower, a flame-proofing coupon, and a few other things shortly,
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Postby Angstwolf » Tue Nov 14, 2006 4:47 pm

*gives Dave some tape*

That's not normally part of the welcome kit, but trust me. It's fun.

Welcome to here!
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Postby Holyman83 » Tue Nov 14, 2006 5:26 pm

Hi horsedreamer. I would give you a flamethrower but I'm sick right now so I'll let Foxhound do it. That way you dont get sick too :P
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Postby Tom Flapwell » Tue Nov 14, 2006 5:59 pm

Since so many people are giving something, I think I'll add my own gift:

SCREEEEECH *wing-glomp*
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Postby Richard K Niner » Tue Nov 14, 2006 6:10 pm

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Postby Rooster » Tue Nov 14, 2006 7:45 pm

Wilcomen dude!

Wow, we're getting loads of new members now :wag:
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Postby Muninn » Tue Nov 14, 2006 9:11 pm

Welcome to the forums horsedreamer.

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Postby Foxhound » Tue Nov 14, 2006 9:57 pm

Welcome aboard. Here's your own complimentary flamethrower (holy: finally!).

Enjoy your stay.
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Postby Rymn_the_Silver_Wolfe » Tue Nov 14, 2006 10:05 pm

Sir Issac Newton predicted that you would be inevitable drawn to this site.

WARNING: Math Content!

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Where F is the force of you being drawn to this site
G is the gravitational constant set forth by Newton himself
m1 is you
m2 is the computer on which DC resides
and r is the distance between you and the afore mentioned computer.

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Postby Dr. Doog » Tue Nov 14, 2006 11:16 pm

Well, technically you're supposed to deposit all cookies at the drop-in box, and leave your sanity on a blank hanger on the rack.

It's mandatory that we offer these in case you require the services, click for a printable:
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Postby Zaaphod » Wed Nov 15, 2006 1:07 am

Hello Dave, a.k.a. horsedreamer, welcome! :D
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Postby santi » Wed Nov 15, 2006 1:14 am

just a lil guess.... is this dave the Dave who owns the finger that rooster severed?? if not just ignore me


welcome to DC!! here, have a cookie. be careful, javsthemute already stole the cookie I gave to FictitiousSpoon LOL
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Postby Tabris_The_17th » Wed Nov 15, 2006 3:01 am

Greetings! We here at Define Cynical are in no way liable for any physical or mental anguish you may aquire during your stay at Define Cynical. Now have a good time!

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Postby horsedreamer » Wed Nov 15, 2006 8:37 pm

Sir Issac Newton predicted that you would be inevitable drawn to this site.

Proof:
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Hang on a second. Did you just use the theory of gravity to prove that I would arrive at this website? o.O

@santi: No... I'm not aware of owning any fingers other than those with which I type, nor do I particularly remember any roosters. I've done a lot of things that I don't remember, and many I'd not like to.
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