The Thingy

[Richard K Niner]

*watches ab86 land on the roof of the CN Tower, and slide off it quickly*

*climbs onto the roof of Union Station, and retrieves the Thingy, hiding it in a baggage car destined for Montreal*

[Llewthepoet]

*Steals the thingy and claims it for Quebec!*

[Richard K Niner]

*reinstates the War Measures Act, and sends a bunch of ETFs to confiscate the Thingy*

[Foxhound]

*grabs the Thingy out from under their noses and hides in his secret Arctic base! (which is actually a supersub in the Arctic Ocean)*

[Richard K Niner]

*watches the depth charges fly from the breach of Canada's sovereignty*

[Richard K Niner]

*watches the tundra burn, and suspects arson*

[Dr. Doog]

*catches Tom from the incorrect thread and licks the juice off of him, then takes the thingy from him while he's still in shock*

[Richard K Niner]

*finds Doog, and plants a tank of gasoline on him, before tipping off the cops*

[Bocaj Claw]

*through the Hiesenburg Uncertainty Theory somehow ends up with the Thingy*

Wuzzle?

[Richard K Niner]

*foils Bocaj's sinister plot to create an indestructible Ygniht by stealing its main ingredient: the Thingy*

[Bocaj Claw]

*shakes head*

I was planning to do what to the who now? ... Wait. How did I manage to tie Richard to these railroad tracks?

[Tom Flapwell]

*finishes cold shower, then flies over in a towel, surpising folks enough to let him swipe the Thingy*

[Bocaj Claw]

*claws at eyes* Yarrr! I shouldn't have looked up!

[Richard K Niner]

*yoinks Tom's towel, uses it to untie homself from the tracks, and uses it to sashay away with the Thingy*

[Foxhound]

*swipes the Thingy in the chaos and distracts the others with a vixen picture, then runs off*

Hee!