The Thingy

[Rooster]

*distracted with laughter, runs right into Fekeal and knocks Thingy from his paws*

[CodeCat]

*grabs Rooster and runs off with him - AND the thingy!*

[Bocaj Claw]

*snatches the thingy via a contraption made solely out of three triskits, an old rubber band, and the MIR space station*

[Richard K Niner]

*takes control of MIR, sending Bocaj into orbit, and picks up the Thingy with the Canadarm 2*

[Llewthepoet]

*Cuts off RKNiner's grabbing arm with my giant fighting robot's plasma sword, steals the thingy, and then blows RKNiner spacestation up with my giant plasma gun!*

[Richard K Niner]

*watches the US declare war on Asterikboy86 for destroying the space station they helped to build, and, in the chaos that ensues, retrieves the Thingy, hiding it in his secret base on (134340) Pluto*

[Llewthepoet]

*Sends a memo to RKN's natural enemy, Canadian Prime Minister Stephan Harper, claiming that RKN is a space pirate and watches Canada declare war RKN. Meanwhile floats to Pluto before the American forces arrive, although it will take nine years to reach Pluto and retrieves the thingy.* (Pants)

[Richard K Niner]

*watches Asterikboy86 leave with the fake Thingy, as he hid it deeper in his secret base than everyone thought* Mwahahaha!

[Llewthepoet]

I thought you were my friend! *sniff*

*Throws the fake thingy at Niner and he chases it. Pulls secret spaceship from behind Neptune and uses his tractor beam to carry Pluto, Niner, the thingy, and AB86!*

MWHAHAHAHAHA! Who's laughing now?

[Richard K Niner]

*swims through space to the Thingy, and unsummons it back to Earth*

[Tom Flapwell]

*Hires a giant frog to grab the Thingy with his tongue*

[Richard K Niner]

"Ah, bonjour. Puis-je prendre le Thingy? Merci." (It's been a few years.; I probably misconjugated that.)

[Foxhound]

*grabs the Thingy ninja-style, then asks the big question: what is the Thingy anyway?*

[CodeCat]

'You do not question the thingy!', I shout as I pursue you with my mates from the thingy inquisition, lock you up for herecy and take the thingy for myself.

[Bocaj Claw]

*returns from space with giant crystals growing on his back* Yarr! I now be Space Bocajilla! *beats up Godzilla and Mothra and then blows up the building CodeCat's in retrieving the Thingy from the wreckage as an afterthought*

... Wait a minute.. these crystals are only sugar glass! Shenanigans!