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[baloki]

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His other version is of Kirby! :p

Archie = <3

[Burning Sheep Productions]

did BSP ever get "omg this was bad so it's deleted" notices in his posts back when he used to get in trouble? I can't remember

I did!
Ahh old times...

[Niko123000]

After re-reading this, I found it slightly funny. maybe you will to?

xDarkShadowXx: hi
OzyRulz: hey
OzyRulz wants to send file C:\Documents and Settings\ann mccloskey\My Documents\My Pictures\Drawings\Josephine McCloskey.png.
xDarkShadowXx: oh so cool
xDarkShadowXx received C:\Documents and Settings\ann mccloskey\My Documents\My Pictures\Drawings\Josephine McCloskey.png.
OzyRulz: ah, I see you have Seether as your friends...
xDarkShadowXx: yea =D
xDarkShadowXx: w8...
xDarkShadowXx: u can see it....
xDarkShadowXx: HOORAY I FIXED IT!!
OzyRulz: XD
xDarkShadowXx: it used to be
xDarkShadowXx: only friends could see it
OzyRulz: well anyway, what you think of the pic I sent?
xDarkShadowXx: i made it to where i was 18 and now it worx hooray XD
xDarkShadowXx: VRY GOOD
xDarkShadowXx: gettin better
xDarkShadowXx: oh yea hang on
xDarkShadowXx wants to send file C:\Documents and Settings\ann mccloskey\My Documents\download\ozyrulz\Aaron the border walker.GIF.
xDarkShadowXx: i revised aaron
OzyRulz received C:\Documents and Settings\ann mccloskey\My Documents\download\ozyrulz\Aaron the border walker.GIF.
OzyRulz: saw it
xDarkShadowXx: oh u looked on alternation
xDarkShadowXx: its gettin dead
OzyRulz: uh-huh
OzyRulz: nah, there's always slumps like that now and then
xDarkShadowXx: oh
xDarkShadowXx: jakkal takin a break for 9-11?
OzyRulz: belive me, before you signed up, there was a BIIIIIG slum[p
OzyRulz: dunno
xDarkShadowXx: god mondays are hell
OzyRulz: BTW, my comic site is working!!!
xDarkShadowXx: ?!!
xDarkShadowXx: so u finally got the html thing down
OzyRulz: you see it yet?
xDarkShadowXx: nope
xDarkShadowXx: u havent been on
xDarkShadowXx: -_-
OzyRulz: I have too been on... I just got a lot of homework... and here's the site
xDarkShadowXx: wait
xDarkShadowXx: can u put pics offa cell phone on a comp?
OzyRulz: yeah
OzyRulz: Dunno how though
xDarkShadowXx: YES!!!!!!!

xDarkShadowXx: NOOOOOOOOOO
xDarkShadowXx: must figure out how >.<
OzyRulz: but I do know someone who might be able to help you...
xDarkShadowXx: ya see my parents both got razrs and gave both me and my bro their old phones (but not connected so cant usem to call ppls)
OzyRulz: yeah... but I think I do know someone who could help with getting phone picks on the internet
xDarkShadowXx: who
OzyRulz: n AIM, there's a friend of mine named tum0spoo (spelled with a zero) who used to use his phone to scan his pics, just tell him Niko sent you
xDarkShadowXx: oooook
xDarkShadowXx: waitin on reply
xDarkShadowXx: i know how but cant do it
xDarkShadowXx: DAMIT >.< so fcking close yet so fckin far >,<
xDarkShadowXx: he said
xDarkShadowXx: he emails the pics from his phoen to his own email address
xDarkShadowXx: but i cant do that since the god damned phones not active
OzyRulz: damn
xDarkShadowXx: you know therse a bt rp right?
OzyRulz: yeah
OzyRulz: shoot. how the frick do you draw tiger stripes >.<
xDarkShadowXx: hell i cant even draw anthro period yet -_-
OzyRulz: >.>
xDarkShadowXx: im serious its the fcking head >.<
xDarkShadowXx: one time....only one time i got it right
xDarkShadowXx: a long time ago
xDarkShadowXx: but it looks kinda horrible
OzyRulz: This is odd...
OzyRulz: And just keep practicing.
xDarkShadowXx: ROFLMAO
xDarkShadowXx: huge ass tounge
xDarkShadowXx: ok
xDarkShadowXx: now this was original soren b4 i came up with the sod thing and used him 4 rp
xDarkShadowXx wants to send file C:\Documents and Settings\ann mccloskey\My Documents\download\ozyrulz\Soren.bmp.
xDarkShadowXx: the head is the only good part
xDarkShadowXx: wings= screwed up
OzyRulz received C:\Documents and Settings\ann mccloskey\My Documents\download\ozyrulz\Soren.bmp.
OzyRulz: oh good lord....
xDarkShadowXx: like i said
xDarkShadowXx: horrible
xDarkShadowXx: he was still rly new and i was screwin around
xDarkShadowXx: god i have no idea wtf was goin through my mind
xDarkShadowXx: this might help
xDarkShadowXx: god why does everything have to do with the mother-lovin circle -_-
OzyRulz: because it's basic construction techniques that most profesional artists use
xDarkShadowXx: iknow
xDarkShadowXx: omg.....
xDarkShadowXx: AN ACTUAL HELPFUL ONE
xDarkShadowXx: omg its helpful
OzyRulz: god... that person must be in LOVE with naruto...
xDarkShadowXx: tiger stripy thingy in here
xDarkShadowXx: brb goin to get spiral
xDarkShadowXx: w8
xDarkShadowXx: nvrmind ill use paint for the hell of it
OzyRulz: eh, this sketch is good enough
xDarkShadowXx: found another for fox heads
xDarkShadowXx: tryin it out now
xDarkShadowXx: hopefully it helps me learn the god dam circle
OzyRulz: you better *thinks about a paint Natalie and Aaron* *shudders*
xDarkShadowXx: wat
xDarkShadowXx: aaron turned out good
OzyRulz: I mean in anthro
OzyRulz: if you were to continue the comic
xDarkShadowXx: personally expect worse than anthro robo aaron
xDarkShadowXx: seriously why im gonna hand draw it
OzyRulz: I'm trying to avoid Robomutt right now....
xDarkShadowXx: lol
xDarkShadowXx: if u can gimme a concept of what he looks like i can do it
xDarkShadowXx: usually if i ave somethin to look at i can
OzyRulz: but not even I truly know....
xDarkShadowXx: yea i guessed on the last one
OzyRulz: I'd say something like How Vincent's choas form looks
xDarkShadowXx: hehe kik ass
OzyRulz: only half mechanical with wires and MEHTUL and all that
xDarkShadowXx: i actually found someone at school who likes ff
xDarkShadowXx: besides me
xDarkShadowXx: when i can draw an anthro well
xDarkShadowXx: if i can
xDarkShadowXx: then there is a god -_-
xDarkShadowXx: fck tutorial its lookin horrid with circle
xDarkShadowXx: im gonna try my own way with it and see what i get
OzyRulz: If you throw away every tut you try just cause it looks bad, of course your not gonna get better at it
OzyRulz: belive me, EVERY time you try to learn something through a tut, the first results are crapptasticler
xDarkShadowXx: then how come i got good at ppl without tut?
xDarkShadowXx: wait i practiced wehn i was bored at school
OzyRulz: *deep breath*
OzyRulz: DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
OzyRulz: you can nly get good with practice, there are no such things as naturals
xDarkShadowXx: fcking muzzles=pain in the ass
OzyRulz: not really
xDarkShadowXx: for me yes really
OzyRulz: they actually are pretty easy WHEN YOU GET USED TO DRAWING THEM
OzyRulz: in Short,
xDarkShadowXx: basic shapes screw me over
OzyRulz: PRACTICE WILL MAKE YOU GET BETTER, BUT ONLY IF YOU FOLLOW THE pantsless TUT AND ACTUALLY PRACTICE, NOT THROUGH IT AWAY BECAUSE YOU JUST SAY "AW pants IT THIS DRAWING SUCKS THIS TUT AIN'T WORTH SHIT!" JUST SHUT UP AND PRACTICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\
xDarkShadowXx: eh-hem WTFH DO U THINK IM DOIN RIGHT NOW?!
OzyRulz: tossing away about fifty good tuts that if you followed them and practice drawing like they said, you would get better, but instead your looking for that one miricle tut tyhat will make you draw like Leonardo Davinci, which will never happen
xDarkShadowXx: actually ive only stuck to humans so far
xDarkShadowXx: -_-
OzyRulz: that's not the point

EDIT: PART 2!

xDarkShadowXx wants to send file C:\Documents and Settings\ann mccloskey\My Documents\download\ozyrulz\as far as can get so far.bmp.
xDarkShadowXx: thats as far as i can get
OzyRulz received C:\Documents and Settings\ann mccloskey\My Documents\download\ozyrulz\as far as can get so far.bmp.
OzyRulz: Your also drawing this in paint and NOT on normal paper, so of course their gonna look crappy.
xDarkShadowXx: dont get how everyone can do it on comp -_
OzyRulz: um, maybe because we scan drawings ON PAPER in to programs like PHOTOSHOP OR PAINT.NET and color them THERE
xDarkShadowXx: u r a vry angry person arnt u.......
OzyRulz: only when I want to be =^.^=

EDIT DOS! PART 3!

xDarkShadowXx: non of my pics r colored
xDarkShadowXx: except one horrible accident that i do not wish to discuss -_-
xDarkShadowXx: colored pencils.....the horror
xDarkShadowXx: how the pants...am i supposed to do that in paint....huh....HUH?!
OzyRulz: Your not... yoru supposed to draw it on paper
xDarkShadowXx: the reason i try paint is bcause....
xDarkShadowXx: i cant stand the erasing
xDarkShadowXx: all the smudges
OzyRulz: LMAOROFLLOL
xDarkShadowXx: sometimes screw up when tryin ta ink it
xDarkShadowXx: i just get a reg pen i use for work
OzyRulz: That's why you get good quality paper, ink and erasers
OzyRulz: Try going to Michelas sometimes
xDarkShadowXx: i use notebook paper that i use at school -_-
xDarkShadowXx: wtf is a michelas?
OzyRulz: The horror...
OzyRulz: notebook paparer... *Shudders*
xDarkShadowXx: i do good on it too -_-
OzyRulz: and Micheals is a craft store
xDarkShadowXx: i dont even use the dam lines
OzyRulz: But the Lines are there anyway!
xDarkShadowXx: yes
OzyRulz: that ruins the pic!
xDarkShadowXx: it bothers me too

[likeafox]

We all fail at multiplication.

<Jason> 6x8 quick
<Spray> 64
<Jason> That's 6x6
<infurnus_> 56
<infurnus_> I did it without multiplications tables
<Spray> the sixes
<Jason> i mean
<infurnus_> I used my fingers
<Jason> 8x8...

[Tum0spoo]

<Kelix> There's no wrong way to eat a Resse's
<Kelix> (c)
<Tavis> I'm sure someone is trying to find the counterexample to that statement.
<Kelix> Haha.
<Foxhound> there's no RIGHT way to eat a Recse's (or however you spell it)
<Kelix> Gimme a break, Gimme a break, break me up a piece of that Kitkat bar! (c)
<CrimsonWolf> there is a left way though
<Kelix> Now that one you need to explain to me.
<Kelix> XD
<CrimsonWolf> tilt your head to the left while eating it duh :p
<Tavis> You have to eat it liberally. :P

[Tum0spoo]

Sorry for double post.

* SnowCat has joined #definecynical
<Chris_> my 10 yearold cousin tried to pounce on roach
* CodeCat jumps SnowCat
<Chris_> but the damn thing escaped
* SnowCat gets jumped and stugles with CodeCat
* Kelix glomps the Cats
<SnowCat> **struggles with
* Chris_ pies SnowCat
* SnowCat gets glomped and uses the distraction to snatch away the cheese and run
* SnowCat gets pied in the back of the head, falls forwards releasing the cheese
<Kelix> OH NOES T3h Ch33z!
<Chris_> zomfg

[baloki]

That SnowCat sucks majorly!

[CodeCat]

More randomness again...

[23:15] *** Spray (Spray@Acidchat-79AF073F.dl.dl.cox.net) joined
[23:15] <SnowCat> SPRY!
[23:16] <CodeCat> Hey, I didn't even take his A yet!
[23:16] * CodeCat takes Spray's A
[23:16] <CodeCat> Now I did
[23:16] *** CodeCat changed nick to CodeCaat
[23:16] * Spray writes himself another "A" with a magic marker
[23:16] * CodeCaat steals that one too
[23:16] *** CodeCaat changed nick to CodeCaaat
[23:17] * Spray scribbles all over CodeCaaat's name
[23:17] *** CodeCaaat changed nick to A__EF^OPQ
[23:18] * A__EF^OPQ steals SnowCat's W and gets rid of his gibberish
[23:18] *** A__EF^OPQ changed nick to W
[23:18] *** SnowCat changed nick to SnoCat
[23:19] <W> OMG NUCULAR TEH TERRSTS
[23:19] * W steals Spray's marker and writes himself a new name
[23:20] *** W changed nick to CodeCat
[23:20] * Spray slaps CodeCat and takes his marker back
[23:21] <CodeCat> Ow
[23:21] <CodeCat> Hey damn, now SnoCat's W is missing
[23:21] * CodeCat downloads a W off the internet and gives it to SnoCat
[23:22] *** SnoCat changed nick to SwnoCat
[23:23] <CodeCat> Oops

[baloki]

The last two hours on #definecynical and Skype have warped me in ways that are not funny and they keep laughing, OH THE LAUGHTER

[CodeCat]

[15:36] <Jason2> E-Z}VH^
[15:37] <BSP> -2x^3+3x^2
[15:37] <Jason2> no E-Z}IIH^
[15:37] <BSP>
[15:37] <Jason2> That's your name in Korean Travis
[15:44] *** Travis changed nick to E-Z}VH^
[15:44] <CodeCat> How do you pronounce a curly brace though
[15:44] <E-Z}VH^> with a long accent, of course
[15:44] <CodeCat> Ah
[15:46] <CodeCat> So it's like 'edashzedbraacevihaitchcircumflex'
[15:46] <E-Z}VH^> thereabouts, yes
[15:46] <E-Z}VH^> but alas I must go, last second homework todo
[15:46] <Jason2> It's the closest to
[15:46] <Jason2> http://ra.orar.ro/wtf/travis.jpg
[15:46] <Jason2> That I could get with ascii
[15:47] <CodeCat> Hahahahaha
[15:48] <E-Z}VH^> E 2-| uH ^
[15:49] <CodeCat> That's actually better
[15:50] <Jason2> Yes you're right
[15:50] <Jason2> Except you have the -| backwards
[15:50] <E-Z}VH^> with an added dash to 2-|

[Loeln]

<Fekeal> this is me trying tro type with one hsnd;
<Fekeal> Ick.
<Foxhound> its easy
<Foxhound> I'm doing it right now
<Loeln> Ew.

Bad, very bad.

[Foxhound]

you people are perverts.

(edit: one hand on the keyboard, one on the mouse)

[Tom Flapwell]

The other hand is on the mouse, right?

[baloki]

(edit: one hand on the keyboard, one on the mouse)

So that's what you people are calling it these days...

...I thought it was a the pointerthingie

[Foxhound]

CodeCat: Visit it only in your mind... go there and don't...
Foxhound: So go there by not going there. Great plan, Ozy.

I was whining to Code about another website being down