The Potato Game!!

[Burning Sheep Productions]

If it's deja ve, then I go pee.

[norsenerd]

If you go pee ... I hide.

[Zylo]

If you go hide, I take the opportunity to break into your house and steal $10.

[Softpaw]

And while he's looking for $10, I'll steal everything else I can fit into my Integra

[Zylo]

Then I'll say "Hey, look over there" and steal the Integra.

[Softpaw]

At which point I'll trigger the carjacking protection on my new alarm system, leaving you stranded in the car, unable to start it <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... iggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->

[Zylo]

At which point I'll see what happens when you throw a lit match into an Integra's gas tank and run like heck.

[Tavis]

At which point, I will unpack my portable emergency fire kit-- a modular skewer that assembles in 5 seconds flat and a bag of Hillshire Farms' Lil' Smokies.

[Zylo]

'Lil Smokies! I love those things! I'll give you some of my marshmellows for a few smokies. You did bring barbeque sauce, right?

[Tavis]

*holds up a rack of mini barbecue sauce bottles* Regular, Hot & Spicy, Hickory, or honey-dijon?

[Zylo]

Hot & spicy, please.

[Tavis]

Here ya go! Have a couple Smokies while you're at it. Hope ya got your own skewer

[norsenerd]

While they be cooking I makre sure my house dose have a gas leak.

[Tavis]

While Norsenerd checks the house, I can relax and cook my smokies and marshmallows over the Integra.

[Zylo]

Felix'll be homocidal when he sees what I did to his car... ::hops a plane to Alaska::