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Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Tue Dec 30, 2003 10:43 pm

not so looooouud.... 5:43 PM

Werescully · Postby **Werescully** » Wed Dec 31, 2003 4:56 am

Hey guess what, the transmogrifier is also an Interocitor!!! Ahhh the dome heads!! Ahhh Tor Johnson is coming!!!!! Night of the Lepus!!! Ahhh!!! Run for the hills!! A fey voice is heard. "I'm a Grimalt Warrior!!! I'll harrrmmm you.... give you such a pinch!!" <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' />

Foxchild · Postby **Foxchild** » Thu Jan 01, 2004 6:31 am

...woah..... um, i'll just take the thingy and leave you alone! *runs and hides in a getaway car set aside for some random occasion* bwahahahahaha! drive, oh driver of the vehicle! *looks in driver seat to find that Tavis is there* why is it that they always take bathroom breaks 2 minutes before a big moment? I guess so crazy drivers don't scare the whizz outta them! *The driver starts the car and drives off like a crazed MOD maniac* (let the mod wars begin! aahahahahahaha!) (That's your call, FoxChild. hehe) *ps, Dr. Fred, is this something with voice recognition that the "normal view" is from. Sounds like something from a voice command of windows media player*

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Thu Jan 01, 2004 6:41 am

Muahahaha!! *I keep driving until we reach a mental hospital, where FoxChild will have a chance to commit his cheafur after my driving has him clinging to the cab's ceiling.* Okay, sir, here's your stop. *yoinks the Thingy from FoxChild* Umm.. This looks like just enough to cover the fare. *grins* Get well soon, and Happy New Year! Go easy on the eggnog next time, though. I really don't want to reupholster this car. (by the way, for anyone who looks at this on a futer date, me and tavis (this is FoxChild) have agreed to have a little "mod war" as it may be called! It is strictly between us and consists of us slightly editing each others posts, and clearly marking those edits via a different color. no-one else need worry about this, as it will be strictly between us! If you see this use of being a mod as an abomination, then let us know. It is meant all in good fun, so I hope no-one takes offence!)

Foxchild · Postby **Foxchild** » Thu Jan 01, 2004 6:53 am

[as they drag tavis away, kicking and screaming] hehe, have fun! you should be out within a week, they don't have enough room for only moderately insane people here! Oh, and thanks for droping the thingy on your way in! *feeling guilty about having tavis commited, pays the fee to allow him to go free in 5 minutes, after some time to escape!* es CAPE! hm, thats funny, its spelled just like escape!

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Sat Jan 03, 2004 6:15 pm

lemme guess... one of us is gonna get caught in the crossfire, arent we? ah shoot, I think I just jinxed us.

Zylo · Postby **Zylo** » Sat Jan 03, 2004 6:22 pm

If either abuses their mod powers and edits our posts without just cause they'll get in trouble and 5hfifty'll ground them when he gets back. ::is dressed in a white robe and is all religious-looking, approaches FoxChild with pamphlet:: Have you brought Jesus into your life? When the world ends, what'll happen to your soul? Repent, and give me the thingy, and your soul shall be cleansed. ::takes thingy:: Thank you, my child. The good Lord appriciates your charity. ::runs off::

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Sat Jan 03, 2004 8:34 pm

Don't worry about that, iyestorm and OTG. I asked for FoxChild's permission beforehand, so it's legit. I won't be editing any of your posts like that. Wait! Sir! You forgot your pamhplet! *Pauses and notices the title with a raised eyebrow: "So you want to take over the world..."* Hmm.. Now thou hast taken up stealing?? I think you forgot to be baptized. *Pelts the robed guy with waterballoons until he drops the Thingy and then relieves him of it* You have been cleansed. *grins* *sings as I skip away*

Zaaphod · Postby **Zaaphod** » Sun Jan 04, 2004 6:17 am

Hang about, you pelted a holy man with water balloons? We can't have that! <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /> *waves his magic wand and transmogrifies Tavis into a newt* *grabs the Thingy and runs off while laughing maniacally*

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Sun Jan 04, 2004 6:24 am

Eek! *sounds strange for a newt* *scurries in my room; grabs a Sharpie, and writes "TRANSMOGRIFIER" on one of my leftover cardboard boxes and adds a dial* *climbs under* Uhoh.. I need someone to operate this thing.. HOBBES!

Zylo · Postby **Zylo** » Sun Jan 04, 2004 6:27 am

::points to Zaaphod:: She's a witch! Burn her! Burn her! She turned Tavis into a newt! Burn her! [er, I was gonna try to redo the scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail with the witch burning, but it doesn't really work here.] Whatever. 'Tis only a flesh wound!

Softpaw · Postby **Softpaw** » Sun Jan 04, 2004 9:32 am

[notices a newt run into Tavis' room while he's in there robbing the place] Oooo, hello there! [uses his gloved hand to place Tavis in a cup with water at the bottom, so he won't clog the newt's pores with his skin oil] [places the cup in one of the cupholders of his car, loads up anything valuable and/or shiny that he found in Tavis' house, and drives off] [pulls over at a lake after an hour of driving, then empties the cup into the lake, transplanting the newt to the new habitat] Go free, little one! [heads out of state to start pawning stuff off]

Zylo · Postby **Zylo** » Sun Jan 04, 2004 4:43 pm

(Actually, Felix, that was the potato game where we were robbing Tavis' place, and...er...I don't think you should check that thread...we kinda...erm...) ::runs and hides::

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Sun Jan 04, 2004 9:16 pm

*leaps back onto the car--which would be pretty hard to drive since we are torching it elsewhere..* Take my stuff will ya?? Gnarr! *finds transmogrifier filled with my stuff and closed up..* Hey.. *opens the top and hops in* C&H Time machine.. heh heh *activates it and travels back in time to when I am human again and returns my stuff to me in exchange for assistance operating the transmogrifier.* Zap! Thanks future me! "No problem. Thanks for saving my stuff!" Anytime. "*groan* Just get outta here." Okay. *time travels back to Felix's car and sets it on fire* Okay.. all better! Whoa.. I better get home so I can transmogrify myself back. *goes back home and sees past self appear with my stuff* Cool. *operates transmogrifier to turn newt back to me* "Zap!" "Thanks future me!" No problem. Thanks for saving my stuff! "Anytime." *groan* Just get outta here. "Okay!" *the past me time travels away* Whoa.. Deja vu. I need a cola. *finishes straightening out my room*

Zylo · Postby **Zylo** » Sun Jan 04, 2004 9:20 pm

Poor Felix, he got his car torched twice... ::runs off to my own car and drves it far away where no one will find it and torch it in vengance:: There, my babby's safe...

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