The Thingy

Zylo · Postby **Zylo** » Mon Dec 29, 2003 5:52 am

::runs up to BSP:: heygimmethethingyorillthrowyouoveracliffbecauseimsohighonsugarandcaffeneandsodaandcoffeandamreallyhyperandifyuogivemethethingyillbeyourfriendplease? ::makes puppy-dog eyes::

Werescully · Postby **Werescully** » Mon Dec 29, 2003 8:35 pm

Thought bubble appears from Mushroom Scully "Pour some Gold Bond foot powder on me and I will get you the Thingy!!" "You will find in it on Isle 34 back over by the shoes/tonsils/and ruminant section of the store." "Hurry the Burning sheep will get away!!" She sits there fungilating plans of store domination. Be Ware..... oh never mind. Just don't laugh at the were scully <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... unsure.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='unsure.gif' />

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Mon Dec 29, 2003 8:35 pm

*Approaches Doctor Fred* Choose your weapon.

Werescully · Postby **Werescully** » Mon Dec 29, 2003 8:42 pm

No it is my Thingy!!!! Spongy bounces after iyestorm. Starts to shoot Mushroom spores at him!! Ping, Pong!!!! splut!! Iyestorm starts to sneeze!!! Mine mine mine!!! <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' />

Doctor Fred · Postby **Doctor Fred** » Mon Dec 29, 2003 11:02 pm

My bare claws. and a crowbar.

Werescully · Postby **Werescully** » Tue Dec 30, 2003 1:47 am

"Uh Oh, I'm Sporing!!!" Thought bubble from Shroom Scully!! "Now there will be lots and lots of me!!!" The Spores attach to Dr. Fred, and to Iyestorm. Some are sucked out in the ventilation, others start to sprout on the back of Burning sheep. Mushrooms to the rescue!!! Ahh my plans for World Fungilation have begun. Yessss.. I love it when a plan comes together!!! <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... iggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /> <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... lleyes.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='rolleyes.gif' /> <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' />

Foxchild · Postby **Foxchild** » Tue Dec 30, 2003 5:30 am

*while werescully is sporing, the costumed moth drops the transmogrifier* ooh, and what is this? *preses a button* *all werescullies are now real moths, with mushroom wing things* well, how immensly convenient! *grabs thingy* *leaves wallmart* *goes someplace new* hhmm... now where did i end up?

Werescully · Postby **Werescully** » Tue Dec 30, 2003 6:28 am

A thousand teeny tiny voices cry out "Get him, if we all gang up we can get the Thingy back.... AND the transmorgifier!!" Fox Child hears thousands upon thousands of tiny wings. Like a swarm of Locusts, Most of the EX-Shroom werescullies follow you to your new place!! And like a creepy scene out of Dracula, they teeeny tiny moths swarm together and ..... Pooof!! A dust of moth wing scales appears and Werescully whole and complete strides toward you!!! hahahah, I will take that now!! wait something distracts me.... oooooooohhhhhh pretty light!! <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /blink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blink.gif' />

Werescully · Postby **Werescully** » Tue Dec 30, 2003 6:29 am

<img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ns/huh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='huh.gif' /> And the really really creepy part is now BSP has fungi Moth growing on his back!!! <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... unsure.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='unsure.gif' /> ewwwwwwwwww <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... unsure.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='unsure.gif' />

Zylo · Postby **Zylo** » Tue Dec 30, 2003 6:34 am

::grabs bottle of 'round-up' weed killer:: Ok, this is getting way out of hand. ::attaches weed killer to hose:: Ok, just don't drink this stuff... ::sprays everyone with week killer so all the weird gross spores growing on people are now gone:: Ok, better, we're not longer vegtable gardens.

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Tue Dec 30, 2003 8:36 am

*goes into serious Rated-PG-13-by-internet-standards mode (and that's a lot higher than PG-13)* *grabs thingy* YOU WANT IT? HERE, TAKE IT!!!! I DON'T NEED IT! *throws it at werescully with tremendous force* *grabs 2 crowbars* *throws one to Dr. Fred* Fine. crowbars and unarmed. LET'S GO ZOIDBERG!!! *appropriate music starts* *charges at the crab*

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Tue Dec 30, 2003 1:36 pm

wow... caffine is great... I haven't slept for aprox 20 Hrs. and i'm STILL AWAKE!!! hrm... now that I think of it, this isn't the right thread for this... ah well, back to my duel... you know what? the first hit hasn't been landed yet and I feel like not doing this now. hee. caffine is great. caffine is better than fire. caffine is your freind. caffine make you not sleepy when tired. caffine is like... dudes, you should try it... whoa... (btw, serious-rated-PG-13-By-Internet-Standards Mode has worn off... little buggers didn't reply fast enough. I mean, I'm typing this at 8:35. last I posted it was 2.)

Doctor Fred · Postby **Doctor Fred** » Tue Dec 30, 2003 4:18 pm

No, Iyestorm. You're mistaken. You did hit me with the crowbar. It's still jammed into me. It struck a circut and I fell down unconcious. Then you cried. A lot. Then you ran to a bar and drank as much coffe as you could to clear your deppression. Then you pretty much blacked out. I know. It was all on tape. I had a deal with the pay-per-view people to air this fight. Not a lot happened. Just us lying down unconcious for six or seven hours. And now you're awake with no memory of the previous events. I still have this crowbar jammed into me. I need help. I'm glad there's more than one doctor around here. Hey! A little help?

Werescully · Postby **Werescully** » Tue Dec 30, 2003 4:44 pm

<img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/ohmy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='ohmy.gif' /> I walk over to Dr. Fred. Shaking my head... "As you were lying there unconscious, I was able to get a good look at the Thingy" "It appears to have a remarkable restorative capability." I turn it around and aim it at Dr. Fred. "Now this will not hurt." A beam of frooty colors suddenly appears out of the Thingy , bathing Dr. Fred in its light. The crow bar starts to shimmer and all his damage is fixed, the crow bar then turns into Crow T robot from Mystery Science Theatre 3000. Crow T Robot then says "Hey who are you guys, and wheres Joel??!!"

Doctor Fred · Postby **Doctor Fred** » Tue Dec 30, 2003 4:57 pm

Nor--mal vie--w, Nor--mal vie---w, Nor--mal vie----w, Nor----ma---l Vie----------w! (inside joke)

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