The winner of the
Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest has been picked! What's that, you ask? Merely a contest where people try to write the worst sentence imaginable. This year's winner is a doozy:
Detective Bart Lasiter was in his office studying the light from his one small window falling on his super burrito when the door swung open to reveal a woman whose body said you've had your last burrito for a while, whose face said angels did exist, and whose eyes said she could make you dig your own grave and lick the shovel clean.
Jim Guigli
Carmichael, CA
. good thing I'm not crazy!
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