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Zylo · Postby **Zylo** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 4:43 pm

Calvinball? Liar, you didn't pass the Q-wicket and jump backwards while singing the Fleem Song through the yellow box. No point, no point! ::recovers the thingy::

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 4:51 pm

Wait! No! As you can see, I am clearly in the wicker Boogle zone. You gotta spin yourself dizzy with your forehead on the Thingy and belch the Greek alphabet backwards to the tune of "The Star Spangled Banner" to take the Thingy.

Zylo · Postby **Zylo** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 5:00 pm

::spins dizzy with forehead on thingy and belches the Greek alphabet backwards to the tune of "The Star-Spangled Banner":: I did it! The thingy is mine again! ::runs into anti-gravity zone, floats:: Hahaha! Now it's mine unless you find the bonus box, which I've hidden! You can't enter the anti-gravity zone unless you find the bonus box, and the bonus box is in the anti-gravity zone! Hahaha! ::floats around and hides bonus box from everyone::

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 8:07 pm

*is somehow in the anti-gravity zone* I didn't enter. I'm just here. Ooh, look a bonus box! *stuffs Ozymandias The Great in it and swipes Thingy* *I hop backwards until I pass a wicket that looks like Q..* Fleem! Fleem-fleem, fleem! Heya, John DeLancie! *does that Q-gesture that does funny stuff* Fleem fleem fleem, fleem through the yellow box! *leaves the anti-gravity zone with the Thingy and juggles it upside down until I cough up some phlem and lose the key to the Bonus Box somewhere*

Zylo · Postby **Zylo** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 9:14 pm

::does the Calvinball happy dance through the spin zone and does a Bill O'Reily impression to score 4 extra Z-points, making the score 81 to L, and somersaults past the tree of death to get to Tavis, and touches him with the duck of generosity, forcing him to surrender the thingy to me:: I love Calvinball! ::runs to the time-fracture wicket of safety::

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Wed Dec 24, 2003 1:44 am

erm... perhaps calvinball should be in another thread? *takes thingy* *goes to airport, away from here* b

Zylo · Postby **Zylo** » Wed Dec 24, 2003 1:51 am

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> erm... perhaps calvinball should be in another thread?</td></tr></table> Good idea, I just may do that... ::disguised as airport security, halts iyestorm:: Sorry, sir, but we're gonna have to search you randomly. Please hand over your bags. ::takes iyestorm's luggage and opens it up, sees thingy:: Sorry, but this item is not permitted on the plane, you'll have to leave it with us. ::takes off with the federally comphescated thingy::

Dr. Doog · Postby **Dr. Doog** » Wed Dec 24, 2003 3:36 am

okay, i've never done this before... NNNNGG!! NRRRAAARRRG!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *puts hand close together, as if i were holding a huge ball* *thingy appears* GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! nuh...*passes out**everyone now tries to steal the thingy, but OTG wins*

Zaaphod · Postby **Zaaphod** » Wed Dec 24, 2003 4:24 am

Hmm, I need my Magic Hat...... "Hey, watch me pull a Thingy out of my hat!" "Again?" "Nuthin' up my sleeve! Presto!" *pulls a 50-foot-long crocodile out of the hat* AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! *sends the gigantic crocodile after email spammers*

Werescully · Postby **Werescully** » Wed Dec 24, 2003 5:01 am

<img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /blink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blink.gif' /> Ooog Dr. Doog, I am not sure what you did to the Thingy!! It is all icky and needs to be Vulcanized. here is your claim ticket sir, just let me clean this up for you!! (hands over fake ticket, It acutally a lotto ticket for the "Fat One" lotto of spain) I step into my "Transmorgifier" and turn into a clone of Burning sheep!! Baah, pooof, baaaah , explosion of gas onto nearby buildings. Lets one go Bllzzzzzzzzz....................Kabooooom!!!!! And she is off, like a bottle rocket, spiraling up into the sky. Is It A Bird, Is It a Plane?? No Arthur the Moth man Side kick to the Tick. Opens Wings and glides off with the Thingy!!!! Muhaaaaaaahahahahahha My Locknar!! Be Ware the Were Scully <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /ph34r.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='ph34r.gif' /> My THingy!!

Zylo · Postby **Zylo** » Wed Dec 24, 2003 5:47 am

Don't make me get the idea men on you...

Burning Sheep Productions · Postby **Burning Sheep Productions** » Wed Dec 24, 2003 7:24 am

Hey! I don't look like THAT do I? I mean, I do wash my hair you know and was that a tail!? Geeze, I'm taking the machine to be repaired. *Burns machine.*

Werescully · Postby **Werescully** » Thu Dec 25, 2003 4:32 am

<img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... lleyes.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='rolleyes.gif' /> No you do look sort of mostly not like that,..... I think. <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ns/dry.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='dry.gif' /> Okay, I have the thingy!! Burning sheep is MY Clone!!!, No Wait I am his clone. No wait he is the clone of Baba Fett. Or was that Bubba Fett No that is no right either he is the clone of Bo Bo Fett. Whose genes got spliced in with a Taun Taun ( See Empire strikes back for reference) Quote "ANd I thought they smelled bad, .... on the Outside!!!" When having to put Luke in a newly passed away Taun Taun to save him. So that is why he is a pryo and fuzzy!! ANd able to blow things up!! Confuzeled once said I am the Key to Enlightenment. Apparently he met Burning sheep!! As all who read this, now must watch Star Wars Pentology, (all five movies) to see if Burning Sheep is indeed the Chosen One!! And I sneak into the Mcgoogle-plex movie theatre and disappear with the Thingy Hehehehehehe Be ware the Were Scully

Burning Sheep Productions · Postby **Burning Sheep Productions** » Thu Dec 25, 2003 11:20 pm

!!?

Zylo · Postby **Zylo** » Fri Dec 26, 2003 12:29 am

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> !!? </td></tr></table> Yea, that's what I said...I'm just gonna wait for someone else to decipher that and take the thingy and just steal it from them. ::goes to lurk in the shadows::

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