The Thingy

Zylo · Postby **Zylo** » Sat Dec 20, 2003 3:38 pm

CURSES!!! FOILED BY DECIPHLES(sp?) OF RONCO AGAIN!!! ::cires:: Waaa! I lost my thingy! I need comfort food...I know, I'll use my Ronco super-nifty-spiffy oven thing that they have infomercials for all the time! ::busts out the Ronco oven thing:: Mmmm...a whole chicken in an hour! 9 hamburgers can be cooked in here with the burger rack! Delicious! I feel better now that I can eat with my Ronco oven! Just "set it and forget it!" Mmmm... (I love that infomercial. The food on there looks so delicious, I get hungry whenever I see it on TV. I had to pay tribute to it).

Werescully · Postby **Werescully** » Sat Dec 20, 2003 4:03 pm

<img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/ohmy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='ohmy.gif' /> The Scariest thing is to see Godzuki using The Clapper@ to make the volacano spew lava and make it go dormant. I think the inventors of Ronco gadgets have a secret lair here.!!! hmmmmmm. Be Aware of The Were scully (Aint she cute in her moth suit)

Dr. Doog · Postby **Dr. Doog** » Sat Dec 20, 2003 5:17 pm

godzuki is so cool, look! there he is! *steals thingy*

Zaaphod · Postby **Zaaphod** » Sat Dec 20, 2003 7:18 pm

It's been written that I can be distracted by someone in a furry moth suit. I believe those were the Mothman Prophecies. (Good grief, I can't believe I said that! <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /wacko.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wacko.gif' /> ) Anyhoo, I'll use my Thingy locator, made by Hasbro-bro-bro, to locate the Thingy and steal it away again some more. Now, I'll go hide in my own parallel universe, where the towels are oh so fluffy.

Werescully · Postby **Werescully** » Sat Dec 20, 2003 10:12 pm

<img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... iggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /> Ahh you are sooo silly!! You forgot to take out the Thingy locator beacon, that I imbedded deeply with in it , some where, not easy to find. Did you know that in a parrallel universe no one can hear you scream!! Holding your oh-so fluffy towels is my friend the giant creepy, very very very scary Alien. He has drooled slime all over your towels!!!. I am watching through a telepathic link and I have my multi dimension cube/gateway device Called the Inflate A Gate!!@by Chaosium@ I inflate it, huh huh huh, I need to get an air pump!! I dash through as you are trying to wipe the fear from your face of a giant scary alien does his best Matre'D thing with the slimy towels. I grab the Thingy and grab my friend ALien Lord and pop back through the gate! We hole up in a cheap hotel, where the towels are not so fluffy. But since there are gazillions of cheap motels, you will never find me and the Thingy!!!! hahahahahah My Locknar!!

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Sun Dec 21, 2003 5:06 pm

forget the thingy! *streaks in and blasts everyone with silly string*

Zaaphod · Postby **Zaaphod** » Sun Dec 21, 2003 5:29 pm

I can't find the Thingy, I'm all tied up at the moment. (Yeah, I know, that wasn't very original.) Well, hmm, I guess I'll do THIS.......... *wraps Iyestorm up mummy-style in mozzarella cheese* (EDIT: 59 pages?!? <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/ohmy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='ohmy.gif' /> )

Zylo · Postby **Zylo** » Sun Dec 21, 2003 6:32 pm

::is silly-stringified:: Can't...move...string...honding me...down...must... ::finds fluffy towel:: Yay! ::uses fluffy towel to wipe off silly-string:: Yes!! I am mobile once again!!! Fear me! ::uses Dimension-Jumper 3000 to jump to parallel universe:: Ah, the conveniences of the string theory (no pun intended...ok, well maybe). ::sees intergalactic McDonald's, walk in, orders large space fries:: Screw the thingy, I'm hungry! ::munch, munch:: I know, I'll send my magic pink monkey, Mr. Bojangles, to hunt the thingy for me while I sit back! ::releases Mr. Bojangles:: Go! Find the thingy and returnt it to me! (Mr. Bo): Eep! Eep! (me): Excellent! [Mr. Bojangles the magic pink monkey ©2000 my friend David D.)

Dr. Doog · Postby **Dr. Doog** » Sun Dec 21, 2003 8:42 pm

GAHHHHHHHHH! CAN'T YOU READ? IT SAY NOT TO SHOOT AT PEOPLE, AS IT IS ACIDIC TO EYES!(i actually read mine, it does say that)

penguinita · Postby **penguinita** » Mon Dec 22, 2003 6:43 pm

well if you don't shoot it at the eyes it ought ot be fine then! *gigantic penguin goes on a rampage, jsut for the fun of it*

Dr. Doog · Postby **Dr. Doog** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 12:53 am

hey, i'll lick you if you don't stop being unsafe! you could really hurt yourself, in the deminsion where stuff that didn't happen did, that is! <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' />

Zaaphod · Postby **Zaaphod** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 3:59 am

Don't lick that penguin! You don't know where that penguin's been!

Zylo · Postby **Zylo** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 4:25 am

::decides to get this thread back on track and just goes and grabs the thingy from whoever has it (I forgot) and cries "nyanyanyanyanyanya! I have the thingy and you don't!" and runs off with it::

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 6:30 am

*I make a running tackle and knock the Thingy from Ozymandias The Great's hands* FUMBLE!! *pounces on ball Hobbes style* *runs with the Thingy for the Calvinball goal* Confuzzle!!

Burning Sheep Productions · Postby **Burning Sheep Productions** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 1:31 pm

Woah hoah! Look at that burn!! Gimme the silly string! Look at it! It's marvelous! So flammable and all! Wooo!

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