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Women Vanish

Postby Tom Flapwell » Sun May 06, 2007 7:07 pm

I just read a Comcast headline: "Women Vanish, No Traces in 2 Weeks."

Am I rotten for imagining someone misinterpreting the headline to mean all women? "But -- but I just saw one a moment ago! Or was that a man in drag? Or a disguised alien?"
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Postby Arloest » Sun May 06, 2007 9:55 pm

I'm not actually here, I'm just a ddreeeaaammm.
Who sleeps shall awake, greeting the shadows from the sun
Who sleeps shall awake, looking through the window of our lives
Waiting for the moment to arrive...
Show us the silence in the rise,
So that we may someday understand...
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Postby Rooster » Sun May 06, 2007 10:23 pm

WOMEN DISAPEAR - MEN WORLDWIDE BURN SHIRTS ATTEMPTING TO IRON
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Postby Muninn » Mon May 07, 2007 10:43 am

Shirts wouldn't be the only thing some men will burn in that situation.
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Postby Rooster » Mon May 07, 2007 8:29 pm

What are you implying?
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Re: Women Vanish

Postby Angstwolf » Thu May 17, 2007 4:12 am

I just read a Comcast headline: "Women Vanish, No Traces in 2 Weeks."

Am I rotten for imagining someone misinterpreting the headline to mean all women? "But -- but I just saw one a moment ago! Or was that a man in drag? Or a disguised alien?"
Reminds me of earlier this week when the local newspaper said a girl was suspended from the junior high school for making bomb "treats." Best typo ever.
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Postby Tom Flapwell » Thu May 17, 2007 3:10 pm

I prefer a typo about a delivery truck losing lots of "ground beef panties."
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