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<!--QuoteBegin-norsenerd+Feb 18 2004, 03:03 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (norsenerd @ Feb 18 2004, 03:03 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <!--QuoteBegin--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> 2.) How does a butcher make a English sheephead out of a Irish one??<br>Knock out the brains!! (no offense attended....)<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br><br>Wait. Shoudln't it be the other way around. What have the Irish done besideds get drunk and have babies. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> OI!!!!<br><br>You stereotypical bugger! What do you have against the Irish?? Wot, are you english or someting because if you are, its just a joke mate.
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Arrr, this be what I be tryin to prevent, me hearties.<br>
Miyo! Chikara no chizu!<br><br>Living proof that Ninja and Pirates can live together in peace, harmony, and fun at the expense of ye hapless townsfolk.<br><br>"<br>< e<br> -|-|-/ < <br>< e <br>_________/ <br>-------------------------<br><span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>Hey... On page 375 it says "Jeebus"...</span>
Yes, it is just a joke. I think its's actually pretty amusing that us (the british) and the irish just love making jokes about each other <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo--><br><br>Not to mention the Scottish. And the Welsh. And the French.. and [-snip-] this could run forever.<br><br>But hey, jokes.
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<!--QuoteBegin-HuffaMoose+Feb 18 2004, 08:55 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (HuffaMoose @ Feb 18 2004, 08:55 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Yes, it is just a joke. I think its's actually pretty amusing that us (the british) and the irish just love making jokes about each other <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo--><br><br>Not to mention the Scottish. And the Welsh. And the French.. and [-snip-] this could run forever.<br><br>But hey, jokes. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Sounds like New York agais New Jersy! OI! =P
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OOH! OOH! and then I'd build a castle around the tree, and use it to conquer the apartment. And then when the army comes to take it back, I'd throw things at them too!<br><br>...I'm on the wrong thread, arent I?
Miyo! Chikara no chizu!<br><br>Living proof that Ninja and Pirates can live together in peace, harmony, and fun at the expense of ye hapless townsfolk.<br><br>"<br>< e<br> -|-|-/ < <br>< e <br>_________/ <br>-------------------------<br><span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>Hey... On page 375 it says "Jeebus"...</span>
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Only if you want to be.<br><br>And Michigan is full of the most bored people in the world. Listen to our accents. We're all about to drop from the redundancy of the land. That is to say, it's all flat. Stand on a tall enough building and you can catch the curve of the earth.<br><br>And for some reason, it seems like we hate Canadians. I can't rightly see why, though. They have better beer. If there is such a thing.
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<!--QuoteBegin--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Stand on a tall enough building and you can catch the curve of the earth.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br><br>You can do that anywhere. If you ever want to see flat in the US you have to go west of the mississippi and east of the rockies. <b>That</b> land is flat. Not that I've been there before but I hear.
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I've seen one hill in my entire life here. It was about as tall as me.<br><br>And when I say tall building, I'm not talking skyscraper.<br><br>But yes. Indiana, for example, is amazingly flat. A friend of mine drove from Texas to Michigan, and she remarked continuously on how everything very slowly turned flat on her way here.
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<!--QuoteBegin-Burning Sheep Productions+Feb 18 2004, 09:45 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Burning Sheep Productions @ Feb 18 2004, 09:45 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Isn't Indiana some guy who does all this stuff in that movie? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Yes. Pretty good movie, too.<br>

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