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- Bocaj Claw
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I totally misread that as "I've got a bottle of vodka, a straw," and I was like "cool, I'm not the only one who drinks hard liquor with a straw!"I've got a bottle of vodka, a saw, a sewing kit, and a stunned fox. Lets make your dream come true.
I also have a brained stoat and a half-dead badger if you're interested.
You know, now that I think of it, that would probably be an excellent alternative to a shot glass.I totally misread that as "I've got a bottle of vodka, a straw," and I was like "cool, I'm not the only one who drinks hard liquor with a straw!"I've got a bottle of vodka, a saw, a sewing kit, and a stunned fox. Lets make your dream come true.
I also have a brained stoat and a half-dead badger if you're interested.
OK. pants it. I lied. It's drum and bass. What you gonna do?
- Dr. Sticks
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you get drunk faster using a straw
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Well put doog. You never posted anything offensive whatsoever
we know she'll be back, like a good bitch should.
The slight microscopic indentations and imperfections on the inside of straws reduce the diolethymine suppression of the alcohol while raising its potency by a process call Zephfter's Law of Uncommon Irridency. Drinks consumed through this method always yield a stronger level of alcohol, even simple water.
o pants. I'm so glad high school Americans aren't smart enough to know these things.The slight microscopic indentations and imperfections on the inside of straws reduce the diolethymine suppression of the alcohol while raising its potency by a process call Zephfter's Law of Uncommon Irridency. Drinks consumed through this method always yield a stronger level of alcohol, even simple water.
I'm sure straw manufacturers nationwide would strongly disagree.o pants. I'm so glad high school Americans aren't smart enough to know these things.The slight microscopic indentations and imperfections on the inside of straws reduce the diolethymine suppression of the alcohol while raising its potency by a process call Zephfter's Law of Uncommon Irridency. Drinks consumed through this method always yield a stronger level of alcohol, even simple water.
OK. pants it. I lied. It's drum and bass. What you gonna do?
- MuffinSticks
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High school Americans aren't even smart enough to know why the sky is blue -_-;o pants. I'm so glad high school Americans aren't smart enough to know these things.The slight microscopic indentations and imperfections on the inside of straws reduce the diolethymine suppression of the alcohol while raising its potency by a process call Zephfter's Law of Uncommon Irridency. Drinks consumed through this method always yield a stronger level of alcohol, even simple water.
I checked.
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<Muninn> Too furry for saneville, too girly for boystown
<Muninn> Too furry for saneville, too girly for boystown
see, how far raine dog got placed in the background? take that you blue bitch
- Bocaj Claw
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It's cause of Gandalf right?High school Americans aren't even smart enough to know why the sky is blue -_-;o pants. I'm so glad high school Americans aren't smart enough to know these things.The slight microscopic indentations and imperfections on the inside of straws reduce the diolethymine suppression of the alcohol while raising its potency by a process call Zephfter's Law of Uncommon Irridency. Drinks consumed through this method always yield a stronger level of alcohol, even simple water.
I checked.
OK. pants it. I lied. It's drum and bass. What you gonna do?
- MuffinSticks
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