Beat that!

[Bocaj Claw]

Han Solo. Somehow, somewhere he can beat that island!

[Richard K Niner]

Boba Fett. Because he managed to get the bounty on Han's head.

[DesertFoxCat]

Malfunctioning jetpacks, they sent Boba Fett into a big teethy pit

[Richard K Niner]

A towel. I don't know how, but it's still astronomically useful in that situation.

[Blue Blur]

A clothedryer: Rips towels <!--emo&--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ns/mad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad.gif' /><!--endemo-->

[Richard K Niner]

A sewing kit. Helps repair those unsightly holes in the fabric.

[Tavis]

A sewing machine.<br><br>It works sew much faster.

[Gizensha]

Very fuzzy fabric - Causes sewing machines to clog up and choke

[norsenerd]

Industeral Sweign Marchines: They can handle that extra dificulty.

[DesertFoxCat]

Industrial strength velcro, it's a lot funner

[norsenerd]

Factories: They make the stuff.

[Bocaj Claw]

Strikes. The factories can't run without the workers.

[Richard K Niner]

Strikebreakers. They can run the factory instead.

[norsenerd]

Violent overthrow of the government. VIVA REVEOLUTION

[Richard K Niner]

Nintendo Revolution. Because playing on a console that doesn't exist yet is a lot more fun <!--emo&^_^--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /happy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='happy.gif' /><!--endemo-->