Wordplay

[GhostWay]

He has a job working with guard dogs for a local bakery owner. The dogs are trained to identify people by their scent and attack any "strangers" that try to go in the back door. The man was invited over to the bakery to pick up a birthday cake, and the owner said to pick it up at the back door. When he got there, however, the cologne masked his scent, so the guard dogs attacked and killed him before the shop owner could intervene.

[Dr. Doog]

he works at a zoo and some monkeys threw their poo at him because he smelled worse than their poo, and monkeys just like to throw their poo.

[Ruedii-X]

<!--QuoteBegin-Dragon Wing+Jan 23 2005, 09:28 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Dragon Wing @ Jan 23 2005, 09:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> CLUE: Some type of animals killed him. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> He was fed to lions in Rome?

[GhostWay]

<span style='font-size:22pt;line-height:100%'>This thread shall not die!</span><br><br>Now that that's out of the way, would you mind giving us confirmation or denial of the validity of our gueses, DW?

[Ruedii-X]

<!--QuoteBegin-GhostWay+Jan 25 2005, 09:52 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (GhostWay @ Jan 25 2005, 09:52 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <span style='font-size:22pt;line-height:100%'>This thread shall not die!</span><br><br>Now that that's out of the way, would you mind giving us confirmation or denial of the validity of our gueses, DW? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Yeah, or I will gladly continue it!

[GhostWay]

Well, since Dragon Wing didn't post an answer, we can assume that riddle dead, methinks. Dead but unsolved. So....<br><br><b><i><span style='color:#080'>Even though he knew it would damage his car, the man accelerated over the speedbump. Why?</span></i></b>

[Ruedii-X]

<!--QuoteBegin-GhostWay+Jan 28 2005, 11:43 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (GhostWay @ Jan 28 2005, 11:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Well, since Dragon Wing didn't post an answer, we can assume that riddle dead, methinks. Dead but unsolved. So....<br><br><b><i><span style='color:#080'>Even though he knew it would damage his car, the man accelerated over the speedbump. Why?</span></i></b> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> It is a <b>speed</b>bump, isn't it?

[GhostWay]

Yes.

[Ruedii-X]

<!--QuoteBegin-GhostWay+Jan 29 2005, 02:04 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (GhostWay @ Jan 29 2005, 02:04 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Yes. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> So, he was just doing as the name implied!

[GhostWay]

No. Speedbumps are designed to slow cars down. If a car is going to far above the speed limit, it may actually cause damage.

[Ruedii-X]

<!--QuoteBegin-GhostWay+Jan 29 2005, 02:06 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (GhostWay @ Jan 29 2005, 02:06 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> No. Speedbumps are designed to slow cars down. If a car is going to far above the speed limit, it may actually cause damage. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> The sign says "Speed bump"

[Ozymandias]

He was a TWOC-er and was off on a joyride.<br><br>Either that, or he couldn't afford hydraulics in his suspension and tried to get cheap thrills in another way.

[Dr. Doog]

<!--QuoteBegin-Ruedii-X+Jan 29 2005, 03:07 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Ruedii-X @ Jan 29 2005, 03:07 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <!--QuoteBegin-GhostWay+Jan 29 2005, 02:06 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (GhostWay @ Jan 29 2005, 02:06 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> No.  Speedbumps are designed to slow cars down.  If a car is going to far above the speed limit, it may actually cause damage. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>The sign says "Speed bump" <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> ... i don't believe you unserstand the purpose of a speed bump...

[GhostWay]

No to all given answers.<br><br>A small hint: he was lazy.

[Ozymandias]

He was eating a doughnut which dropped sugar all over him, so to try and shake it off him, he drove over a sleeping policeman. Or cookie and crumbs, or whatever.