Funny IM/Chat Thread

[Richard K Niner]

Well, he did deserve it! <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo-->

[Zaaphod]

Another laptop seller, I'm guessing. Darn spammers. <!--emo&<_<--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ns/dry.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='dry.gif' /><!--endemo--> <br>

[Richard K Niner]

Not another one. The same one, just from a different proxy.

[Zaaphod]

Ahh. He seems smarter than the average spammer in using another proxy. Whee....<br>

[Loeln]

<_5hfifty> i could listen to the oblivion soundtrack for an hour
<Loeln> Only an hour?
<_5hfifty> no more
<_5hfifty> have you played Loeln
<Loeln> It's not longer?
<Arloest> Yes, I've played Loeln. The end guy is hard
<_5hfifty>
<_5hfifty> oh god
<_5hfifty> was that intentional
<Loeln> You have yet to...
<Arloest> YES YES OH GOD YES
<Loeln> no.
<_5hfifty> hahah
<Tai> ~_~
<Tai> Go loe.
<Loeln> Not going there.
<Tai> Win. I was first
<Loeln> "What do you do to bosses?! You beat them!"

[Dr. Doog]

that one's getting a little too PG-13 for my liking...

[Blue Blur]

Pfft... 'Tis just a flesh joke, I've heard worse. Here's an... interesting one with me taslking to my friend.

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Taitrius: *kashhht* Security, I need you down here *kashhht* Blueblursmgm7: *Cocks enormous, oversized shotgun and proceeds to fire large tranquilizer darts into security. Leaps into the air as the last one comes running, then the camera rotates in a circle as everything in paused, and the guard is knocked to the floor with a quick kick to the head* Taitrius: That wasn'y my security... you just shot a bunch of civillians... Blueblursmgm7: Well, that's why I carry a tranquilizer shotgun. Wait, why are civilians dressed in black suits and carrying handguns? Taitrius: Those were the display cardboard cut outs behind them Sheesh, get some glasses. Blueblursmgm7: So, how were those cutouts running at me? And where's your security, anyway? Taitrius: They wern't running at you, those were tourists, backing up so they could take pictures of them. Blueblursmgm7: With cameras held to the back of their heads? Taitrius: No, they wern't facing you. Blueblursmgm7: So what were those facial feature I saw? Taitrius: Um... it's called a hat... Taitrius: You really are that dumb, aren't you. Taitrius: See, they're even wearing Hawiian shirts. Blueblursmgm7: Those are black, though? Are they evil Hawiians? Taitrius: No, they're bright red, yellow, and green... Blueblursmgm7: I'm not colorblind... Taitrius: Yea, you're blind. Blueblursmgm7: So how come I can see you in full color? Taitrius: Maybe it's those pictures you have painted on your sunglasses... Taitrius: Take them off, and then have another look at things. Blueblursmgm7: I'm not wearing sunglasses. Taitrius: Then what do you call those dark things covering your eyes? Blueblursmgm7: Are you looking at the right person? Taitrius: Yes, the one talking to me. Are you looking at the right place even? Blueblursmgm7: Wait, I'm here, you're there, and maybe we're not even in the same place. Blueblursmgm7: Oh, wait... Blueblursmgm7: *Breaks telekinetic control of passerby* Blueblursmgm7: Whoops...:-D Taitrius: Oh, then you must be the one it the strait jacket that the men in white coats are taking away. Taitrius: Bye, shop again. Blueblursmgm7: No, that's my accomplice. His name's Bob, and he eats people. I'm me, and I am all-powerful. Taitrius: Are you powerful enough to make a rock that you can't lift? Blueblursmgm7: Yup, and then I can make it so that I can lift it. I'm as strong as myself. Taitrius: Oh yea? Poke. Now it's gone. Blueblursmgm7: Well, you know what?! Poke, now you're gone. I sent you into a state of... wait, you can't hear me when knocked out. BAH! Poke. Taitrius: Actually, I'm all in your mind and you just poked a mirror, knocking yourself out. Blueblursmgm7: But I would have only poked a mirror, not myself. Wait, you're in my mind? Get out of there, you don't know where it's been! Taitrius: Yes I do, I took it some of those places. Blueblursmgm7: Oh, so that's why I was wondering how many people were eating sushi in China at the time... Taitrius: Yep. Now.. eat a picklie! Blueblursmgm7: I don't even know what that is... Taitrius: It's a small pickle! You really must be dumb if I in your brain know it and you don't. Blueblursmgm7: Stop stomping on my lobes, and I may be able to think better. Taitrius: Well if your head wasn't so small... Blueblursmgm7: Well, then, get out of it. Taitrius: Nope, I'm attached. Blueblursmgm7: Eewww... Blueblursmgm7: I need a wart remover. Taitrius: Bah, I'm no mere wart. Blueblursmgm7: Are you... Superwart? Taitrius: What do you think I am, some puny wartal? Blueblursmgm7: Omigosh! It's a Wartlock! Taitrius: Mwahahahah! Blueblursmgm7: *Fires Ice Beam* Blueblursmgm7: Haha! Time to chill out, Wartlock! Taitrius: *laughs as this idiot fires an ice beam right into his own forehead* Blueblursmgm7: Laugh all you want, but it's made to only freeze off warts. Taitrius: Too bad I have influence over your mind and thus there's no way you can hit me with it. Besides, I'm a wartlock. It might give me a slight shill at most. Blueblursmgm7: Well, a shilling's always nice if you bring it to a currency exchange building. Plus, my mind is split up, as I'm no mere human. I... am... SAM-I-AM! Ahahahahaaaa! *Corny music plays* Taitrius: What are you, Mr. Jekyl and Dr. Suess? Blueblursmgm7: No, I am Dr. Suekyl. Taitrius: This is your brain right in front of me. *poke* Blueblursmgm7: This is my brain on drugs. *Stab* Taitrius: You shouldn't have snorted all that stiletto. Blueblursmgm7: I noticed that it had quite a sharp texture.

[Dr. Doog]

oh hey, I'm not really complaining. I sent a quote of my friend talking about how the love-planeteer (from captain planet) was unneccessary and it ended with me saying "WHITE PEOPLE FTW"

(all in jest, mind you)

[Moddex]

I can't get the IRC to load. Everytime I click the link, it instantly says the page cannot be found, like as if the URL is incorrect or something. Why wont my Javascript run the chat?

[Steve the Pocket]

That's 'cause it's not a link to a page, it's a link to the IRC protocol. Apparently the old chat client is gone. And yet, I have a chat program, and clicking the link does nothing for me either.

I suggest you do this: Get a chat client like Trillian, mIRC, Gaim, etc. Set up one of the IRC connections to main.acidchat.net, port 7000 or 6777, whichever works. Then when you want to go to the chatroom, log that account in and tell it to join the channel #definecynical.

[Richard K Niner]

That's 'cause it's not a link to a page, it's a link to the IRC protocol. Apparently the old chat client is gone. And yet, I have a chat program, and clicking the link does nothing for me either.

I suggest you do this: Get a chat client like Trillian, mIRC, Gaim, etc. Set up one of the IRC connections to main.acidchat.net, port 7000 or 6777, whichever works. Then when you want to go to the chatroom, log that account in and tell it to join the channel #definecynical.

If clicking the link does nothing (in Firefox), you have two options:
1) Get the Chatzilla extension.
2) Download and install another IRC client. If you've already done so, or the link still doesn't work, go to about:config and add the following options:
network.protocol-handler.external.irc = true (as a boolean)
network.protocol-handler.app.irc = (path to IRC executable)

[Moddex]

The problem I also have is getting a client to behave. Last time when I downloaded Trillian, it slowed down my internet completely. Not to mention, it argued over network connections with Yahoo.

[Richard K Niner]

That's just Trillian, which is also an IM client. There are other options available (I'd recommend X-Chat or Chatzilla, myself).

[Loeln]

Hydra IRC

mIRC

Chatzilla 0.9.73

Gaim

X-chat

[Niko123000]

Reviveing the dead thread due to an experiance I just had in City of Villians

FYI: Shen-do is me

Blindfolded Horror: We have a corrupter but he doesn't heal
DvN Bot: Who needs a healer?
Shen-do: that's why you got me! Im a poisen healer!
DvN Bot: Heal my left Nut!
Blindfolded Horror: O.O
Shen-do: say what now?
DvN: that's the name of my robot
Shen: o...k....
Blinfolded Horror: Wonder what he'll call the other ones...
DvN: that's easy! My right nut, and my *bleep*
Blindfolded horror: I think I'm gonna barf :p
Shen: your not the only one! what about your other three that you get? the second and third tiers?
Horror: I'm Barfing now
DvN: well I'll think of something XD
Horro: your not...
DvN: uhuh o.-
Shen: 0.0
DvN: my left boob, my right boob, and-
Shen: STOP!
Horror: YES STOP!
DvN: what?
Catalyst: Here comes some snakes.

If you don't understand it, just ask.