Corrupt a Wish game

[A dude named Vince]

Granted, but all the microwaves in the world simultaneously exploded.

I wish I had a decent job.

[Liz]

Granted, but you're a prostitute.

I wish I had a puppy.

[Doc Sigma]

Granted, but it's served with white wine sauce over a bed of linguine al dente.

I wish I had some delicious cheese

[the_real_simmer_3]

Granted, but it's moldy.

I wish I knew what to wish for, and also I wish said wish was corrupted.

[LewisTheTank]

Wish granted, but you forgot what you wish for, and your wish runs off with Liz.

I wish I had a better computer!

[Shinigetsu]

Granted, but you've never used the operating system.

I wish for a sunny day.

[Bocaj Claw]

Granted but you get skin cancer.

I wish oh I wish I hadn't stepped on that fish.

[Shinigetsu]

Granted, but it mutates into an enormous monster and steps on you.

I wish Bocaj were still here today and hadn't been steped on.

[TyVulpine]

Granted, but now he's been sat on instead.

I wish I could go to Atlantic City.

[Shinigetsu]

Granted, but it's this one

I wish for eternal youth.

[LewisTheTank]

Wish granted. THEY show up knocking at your door at 2am, waking everyone in the neighborhood up!
I wish I had a better education!

[lastwyvern]

Granted, but you get too much information and your head explodes.

I wish for world peace

[Shinigetsu]

Granted, the world is forced to work together to defend itself from alain invaiders who take the moon as thier base of operations.

I wish the world econemy wasn't going down the toilet

[lastwyvern]

Granted, but now it's going down the outhouse.

i wish i got a life.

[gforce422]

Granted, but it is a life full of needless suffering.

I wish for a dollar and three pennies.