Don't blame me

[Bocaj Claw]

Don't blame me, I think I already asked that!<br><br>But who replaced my spleen with a self-destruct device? <!--emo&<_<--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ns/dry.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='dry.gif' /><!--endemo-->

[Richard K Niner]

Don't blame me. I just took your spleen.<br><br>Who set us up the bomb?

[Bocaj Claw]

How are you gentleman? Don't blame me, you have no chance to survive. Make your time!<br><br>Who on Earth translated that game? (rhetorical)<br><br>Who converted me to Peet'Zah-ism while I was asleep?

[Rooster]

Don't blame me, I don't know what you're talking about.<br><br>Who shot JR?

[Gizensha]

Don't blame me, I was dreaming.<br><br>Who drank the last of the Orange Juice?

[Richard K Niner]

Don't blame me. I still have some left.<br><br>Who made this emoticon? <!--emo&:wag:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ailwag.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tailwag.gif' /><!--endemo-->

[Bocaj Claw]

Don't blame me, I can't look away from the hypnotic motion of the tail... back and forth back and forth!<br><br>Who replaced Felicia's skin exfoilant with green kool-ade?

[Gizensha]

Don't blame me, I'd replaced it with blue just before it was replaced with green.<br><br>Who's nibbling at my tail?

[Bocaj Claw]

Don't blame me! I'm gnawing on your ear!<br><br>Who stole my Ming vase that I "borrowed" from Llewellyn?

[Richard K Niner]

Don't blame me. I'm just "borrowing" it!<br><br>Who spelled "elite" with two threes?

[Bocaj Claw]

D0n't bl4m3 m3! 1'm t00 l33t 4 th4t!<br><br>Who typed that on the computer when I went to get a drink? <!--emo&--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ns/mad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad.gif' /><!--endemo-->

[Gizensha]

Don't blame me, I typed this instead of that.<br><br>Who just filled my bathtub with cream cheese?

[Bocaj Claw]

Don't blame me! I was busy putting itch powder in your clothes!<br><br>Who abducted me and erased my ... whats the word for it... memories?

[Gizensha]

Don't blame me, I was responsable for the anal cavity probe, not the mind-wipe.<br><br>...Wait... You didn't know about the anal cavity probe, did you? *facepalms*<br><br>...Who swapped my shower with a bathtub anyway?

[Bocaj Claw]

Don't blame me! My butt hurts too much to walk right now <!--emo&--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/cry2.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='cry2.gif' /><!--endemo--> <br><br>Who key-scratched "the moon rules" on my car?