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Steve the Pocket · Postby **Steve the Pocket** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 3:54 am

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (Zaaphod @ Dec 1 2004, 09:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> There I was, standing at the corner of Walk and Don't Walk, when random things started occurring. But, I was able to deal with said randomness with no difficulty, as I had pie and rutabegas are cool. <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' />  </td></tr></table>  Plus you knew where your towel was. <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' />

GhostWay · Postby **GhostWay** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 4:07 am

And remember, DON'T PANIC!

Richard K Niner · Postby **Richard K Niner** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 12:13 pm

Or, in Mark II, PANIC!

Burning Sheep Productions · Postby **Burning Sheep Productions** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 2:11 pm

Yay mkii!!

Miles E Traysandor · Postby **Miles E Traysandor** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 3:45 pm

Whee, Posting is fun, and all kinds of random things are bound to happen... *16 Ton weight falls right on me* ...Eep! *FLATTENED* ....Ouch.

Miles E Traysandor · Postby **Miles E Traysandor** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 3:48 pm

Excuse the double post, but... We interrupt your random posting stuff to bring you this breaking news: <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /> has just crossed into the 500-Reply threshold! Congratulations to all of our random posters for making this happen! *Sets off an uber about of fireworks, and makes the World's Biggest Pie Ever appear*

Richard K Niner · Postby **Richard K Niner** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 4:45 pm

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...............Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeee...............

GhostWay · Postby **GhostWay** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 4:57 pm

I think you overdid it with the fireworks...

Muninn · Postby **Muninn** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 8:09 pm

More breaking news - It seems a large ammount of fireworks have fallen on Bill Keane's (beloved creator of the Family Circus) house and have vaporized his body. Throngs of joyous citizens filled many American cities to celebrate the passing and ultimate cancellation of this hated and reviled comic strip as police called off the search for the assailants citing, "it would be an injustice to society to jail such a great person". Bands of marauders wielding fire and rutabegas were seen heading towards Hank Ketchum's (Dennis the Menace, american version) house. Police laughed at Ketchum's pleas for protection.

Ozymandias · Postby **Ozymandias** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 11:30 pm

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (Jacob @ Dec 3 2004, 08:09 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Police laughed at Ketchum's pleas for protection.  </td></tr></table>  Oh, but didn't we all?

Holyman83 · Postby **Holyman83** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 1:06 am

*throws a 500+ reply celaberation for <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' />* were 1/10 to our goal now <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' />

Steve the Pocket · Postby **Steve the Pocket** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 1:28 am

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (Jacob @ Dec 3 2004, 03:09 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Bands of marauders wielding fire and rutabegas were seen heading towards Hank Ketchum's (Dennis the Menace, american version) house. Police laughed at Ketchum's pleas for protection.  </td></tr></table>  I agree that "The Family Circus" and "Dennis the Menace" are well past their prime. So are "Hagar the Horrible", "Hi and Lois", "Beetle Bailey" (although that one is occasionaly funny), and of course "Garfield." However you made one critical error: Hank Ketcham is already dead.

Zaaphod · Postby **Zaaphod** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 2:28 am

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (Octan @ Dec 3 2004, 05:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Hank Ketcham is already dead.  </td></tr></table>  Such a trivial matter won't stop us! (Can we go after whoever draws "Luann" next?)

Richard K Niner · Postby **Richard K Niner** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 2:38 am

*draws "Luann"* <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ns/huh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='huh.gif' /> *looks up* <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /blink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blink.gif' /> Oh no... <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... unsure.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='unsure.gif' /> <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/ohmy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='ohmy.gif' /> Hey, look - A three-headed monkey! *flees*

GhostWay · Postby **GhostWay** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 2:46 am

* Lights a (rather large) torch and grabs a pitchfork * AFTER HIM!

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