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Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Sun Jan 04, 2004 10:02 pm

A MAJOR CURSE ON YOU, TAVIS!!!! ...i wanted to be the first to do a time travel scene <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ns/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /> I was even going to do it correctly and stuff... YOU PPL KEEP STEALING MY LINES!!! RRRAAAGH! *grabs thingy* *thrusts it down tavis's throat* (singsong) oh Dr. Fred...

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Sun Jan 04, 2004 11:46 pm

Gaaak! *is choking on Thingy* *but at least I have it now.. hehe*

penguinita · Postby **penguinita** » Mon Jan 05, 2004 12:39 am

*pokes tavis* which causes tavis to expell the thingy into a biohasard bag held by penguinita, who now has the dubous onour of holding hte thingy....

Softpaw · Postby **Softpaw** » Mon Jan 05, 2004 2:20 am

[gets extremely depressed at the loss of his beloved Integra] [builds a nuclear bomb, straps it to his chest, walks into the middle of where everyone is playing the game, and presses the detonator] GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD! [respawns in the Australian Outback, right next to Michael Jackson filming the video for "Black or White"]

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Mon Jan 05, 2004 3:13 am

*adds a mod that respawns the Integra in Felix's garage- no hard feelings, but if we're gonna blow it up, might as well get some mileage outta it for next time. <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /> * Thanks, Penguinita, for saving my digestive tract.. It tasted icky. Must've been the irradiation/repeated enema experience it's been having. *looks at biohazard bag with Thingy in it...* eww

Foxchild · Postby **Foxchild** » Mon Jan 05, 2004 4:48 am

uh-oh! the biohazard bag! I didn't do it! i swear! *grabs the bag* eeew. *goes to the thingy manufacturer* Hey, you realize there's no warning label on this thing..y... thing? *sues multimillion dollar corp for medical costs and pain and suffering* *shares much wealth with ppl here* *runs with thingy while people distracted with money*

Zylo · Postby **Zylo** » Mon Jan 05, 2004 5:32 am

Oooh...money shiny... ::takes money and buys Felix a new Integra since I feel bad for incinerating the old one:: Here ya go, no hard feelings. Plus, I'm a millionaire now, thanks to FoxChild! ::buys flamethrower, new car for myself (hmmm...Trans Ams are old now, but still tempting), and a few other luxury items, and puts the rest in the bank:: Ahhh, being rich is nice... Wait, thingys are manufactured? Crap, I could buy a warehouse! ::buys several hundred thingys and places them in safekeeping:: There, now if I lose one, I have backup thingys! Thanks for sharing the settlement, FoxChild!

Dr. Doog · Postby **Dr. Doog** » Mon Jan 05, 2004 7:34 pm

*stops playing games from the 80s* hey guys! *takes the thingy using his new found skills from outdated video games!* *stephan sticks his tongue out at the better games that he hates*

Zaaphod · Postby **Zaaphod** » Tue Jan 06, 2004 6:40 am

Video games? Ack, I suffer from video game deficiency syndrome! Oh well, there's always senseless violence: *hits Dr. Doog on the noggin with a large sausage* *grabs the Thingy and zips away*

Foxchild · Postby **Foxchild** » Tue Jan 06, 2004 3:09 pm

ooOOoohh, extra large sausage! is it Irish sausage, perchance? *uses the money to buy one of the darius twins* *side-scrolls and flies into Zaaphod* *takes thingy* not quite a "classic" video game, but who can resist the darius twins game? who, i ask you?

Zylo · Postby **Zylo** » Wed Jan 07, 2004 1:51 am

::grabs controller, presses "start button," pauses thingy game, everyone freezes except me:: Hey, FoxChild. Sorry for pausing you right there. I'll be taking this... ::yoinks thingy:: Ok, I'll unpause you...wait, I have to go eat dinner. I'll leave you here frozen until I get back. ::leaves with thingy::

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Wed Jan 07, 2004 3:01 am

*logs in* *sees everyone is frozen* *steals thingy while OTG is eating* *force-feeds thingy to Tavis* *gets out the mecha* ...darn... is my mecha frozen too? *waits for mecha to move* *waits some more* *sees a gear turn one inch* *looks up with hope, sees mech not moving, settles back down again* ...hmm... *ties tavis up* *puts a bunch of explosives on him* dang... hey, does anybody have a match? ... ask a stupid question...

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Wed Jan 07, 2004 3:21 am

*notices Thingy was force-fed to me... twitches* ewww Dang thingy-feeders.. *hits RESET button; everyone is back where they started, and I quickly run to the middle of the room and grab the prized good-as-new Thingy* Whoo hoo! *holds it up in one hand proudly*

penguinita · Postby **penguinita** » Wed Jan 07, 2004 3:23 am

offers tavis as menny legos as he can hold. so he ends up dropping the thingy in persute of leggos, which i happen to catch <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' />

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Wed Jan 07, 2004 3:29 am

okay, that did it... HEY GUYS!!! TAVIS JUST PREVENTED YOU FROM SEEING A REALLY BIG EXPLOSION BY HITTING THE RESET BUTTON!!!! LET'S SET HIM ON FIRE!!! Is that how you start an angry mob? I wonder where the brakes are... wheres the gas pedal? i found the ignition... huh...

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