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Altogether, I think Locke had a better day.

Punchline reminds of Attack of the Deranged Mutant Killer Snowmen, when at the end of the arc Calvin announces that he learned not to animate an army of evil snowmen, to which Hobbes said something like, "You can't really apply that lesson to many things". Calvin was quite proud that he only learned lessons that were very selectively useful.

Millie seems to want to learn more general morals lessons.

I've been there though. All my lessons only work in the exact situation that caused them