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Also they don't sell bazookas to civilians.

Wait, you have stores you can buy guns in?

... You have stores you can buy Bazookas in?

What the hell kind of backward country is this, don't you realise those things are dangerous??!

I don't know about bazookas but yes we can buy guns. When guns are outlawed then only outlaws will have guns.

When guns are outlawed then only outlaws will have guns.

and the military (maybe the police, depends on how the law will be worded). So, yeah. only criminals will have guns.

Personally, I think that every family should be given a tank from the government. For self-defense. And to deal with rush hour traffic.

When guns are outlawed then only outlaws will have guns.

They have those now anyway.

When guns are outlawed then only outlaws will have guns.

They have those now anyway.

Therefore, when they're outlawed, they'll... still have them. And those of us that are following the law won't.

but quis interdicodiet ipsos interdicodes?
I don't actually know latin at all.

Samuel Vimes does.

Personally, I think that every family should be given a tank from the government. For self-defense. And to deal with rush hour traffic.

But then everyone in traffic will have a tank! And you can't crush a tank with a tank!

that's where the extra-large bazooka comes into play.

Personally, I think that every family should be given a tank from the government. For self-defense. And to deal with rush hour traffic.

But then everyone in traffic will have a tank! And you can't crush a tank with a tank!

We should look to the example set by our German brothers and obtain bigger tanks.

When guns are outlawed then only outlaws will have guns.

They have those now anyway.

Therefore, when they're outlawed, they'll... still have them. And those of us that are following the law won't.

I don't know your skill in firearms but I'd probably accidently shoot some innocent bystander trying to aim for the guy who uses a gun far more regularly than I do.

That's why you go to the firing range to practice your aim! Gosh dern' pacifist hippies.

That's why you go to the firing range to practice your aim! Gosh dern' pacifist hippies.

I usually go to playgrounds for that purpose.