
Conclusion: DCS realized that the concept of uniforms is, in fact, not exactly a great source of humor, so rather than finding a way of writing himself out of a corner he ignored the entire idea, went off on a tangent, realized that the tangent wasn't providing much fodder, and unceremoniously gave up.
This illustrates the perils of keeping up a day-by-day posting schedule without planning ahead.
I'm sure he learns how to do this later on (I certainly hope so), but this particular arc just collapsed on itself due to lack of foresight.