Thursday, July 23, 1998: Avery and the second amendment

[Cactus Jack]

Scar got a bum deal. He's a lion. He can't controll the weather.


I didn't se Mufasa making strides to strengthen relatons with the hyenas. Scar had a great foreign policy.

[Bocaj Claw]

Oh? If lions can't control the weather then why did it rain to put out the fire once Simba took over and then all the greenery came back? Lions totally have weather control powers. Everybody knows this.

[Cactus Jack]

Simba got lucky early in his administration and rode that popularity the entire time. If you look at his track record objectively you see that he's at best an average pride leader. The only reason he had such high approval ratings is because of coincidence and charisma.

[cougartiger]

Also, the Lion King is about how a gay ruler will cause economic and environmental disaster.

Scar isn't gay. He's Nala's father. Zazu, on the other hand....

Oh? If lions can't control the weather then why did it rain to put out the fire once Simba took over and then all the greenery came back? Lions totally have weather control powers. Everybody knows this.

Yep! This amazing ability can also be seen in Lion King 2. Things get all rainy and gloomy when there's a war with the "evil" pride but becomes all blue skies and sunshine when Simba'a annoying daughter makes peace with everyone.

Simba got lucky early in his administration and rode that popularity the entire time. If you look at his track record objectively you see that he's at best an average pride leader. The only reason he had such high approval ratings is because of coincidence and charisma.

No kidding. Lion King 2 shows he's a pretty weak leader. See my previous statement.

[Muninn]

I didn't se Mufasa making strides to strengthen relatons with the hyenas. Scar had a great foreign policy.

That's like saying Gustav Husak had a good foreign policy with the Soviet Union.

[Burning Sheep Productions]

Scar isn't gay. He's Nala's father.

I don't think Disney would have incest in their animated films.

[Bocaj Claw]

Look, one way or another, Nala is closely related to Simba. She's either a cousin or a half-sister because that's how lions work and I didn't see any other man lions around. See also, the tendency of lions to kill cubs that aren't theirs.

Incest in a Disney movie totally happened. Just like in Aladdin.

[Caoimhin]

(Well, after the gross stereotyping of the guy behind the gun counter, anyhow.)

A cartoon exaggerating? What has this world come to?

Also, the Lion King is about how a gay ruler will cause economic and environmental disaster.

Scar isn't gay. He's Nala's father. Zazu, on the other hand....

Oh? If lions can't control the weather then why did it rain to put out the fire once Simba took over and then all the greenery came back? Lions totally have weather control powers. Everybody knows this.

Yep! This amazing ability can also be seen in Lion King 2. Things get all rainy and gloomy when there's a war with the "evil" pride but becomes all blue skies and sunshine when Simba'a annoying daughter makes peace with everyone.

Simba got lucky early in his administration and rode that popularity the entire time. If you look at his track record objectively you see that he's at best an average pride leader. The only reason he had such high approval ratings is because of coincidence and charisma.

No kidding. Lion King 2 shows he's a pretty weak leader. See my previous statement.

And people thought that my treatise on bellybuttons on furries was good... I applaud you all for very sound reasoning. As for the comic, meh, I've seen much better.

[Bocaj Claw]

I must see this treatise.

[Happy Rutabegas year]

I vaguely recall that.

[Kumquat]

This?

[Muninn]

This?

Man, look at all those people who aren't here anymore.

[Caoimhin]

This?

DUDE! I was looking everywhere for that but gave up the search... SELF-INDULGENT BOOKMARK! And yeah, its kinda depressing in a fond memory kind of way .

NOTE: Even a post from DCS is on there, damn, what a time capsule that topic is. Shows the good ol' days, that it does.