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Posted: **Sat Apr 11, 2009 12:43 pm**

this hasn't been noted yet:

Yes, this is something new: a Tuesday update! At least for now, I'm going to two a week, in an attempt to actually get this done: Tuesday and Friday.

Posted: **Sat Apr 11, 2009 6:05 pm**

Dude, I have NO idea where this comic is going.

Weren't we talking about Russians only a few strips ago?

This is basically a narrative aside. Salinger did it in "The Catcher in the Rye," I believe. It's a bit like, "We will return to your regularly scheduled story while I let you know a little bit more about me."

Posted: **Sat Apr 11, 2009 6:36 pm**

Well, from what I've seen so far there isn't a regular story yet

but, I don't find it too confusing since the beginning of each backstory is numbered, and each lasts for about 3 pages

Posted: **Sat Apr 11, 2009 7:30 pm**

What Raine says about humans being created first is wrong. According to the book of Genesis, God created Animals first, then humans.

Maybe the humans in this comic are Mormons. Or Christian Scientists. Nobody knows what the pants they believe, and even fewer care.

Posted: **Sat Apr 11, 2009 11:01 pm**

All dogs go to heaven.
I'd always loved that movie, but then I watched it again on youtube and I was like "wow this is gay"

Well whaddya want from a movie with Charles Nelson Reilly?

Posted: **Sat Apr 11, 2009 11:04 pm**

All dogs go to heaven.
I'd always loved that movie, but then I watched it again on youtube and I was like "wow this is gay"
Well whaddya want from a movie with Charles Nelson Reilly?

who

Posted: **Sat Apr 11, 2009 11:07 pm**

Well whaddya want from a movie with Charles Nelson Reilly?
who

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Nelson_Reilly

He played "Killer".

Posted: **Sat Apr 11, 2009 11:13 pm**

wikipedia should include things like sexual orientation and gender identity in the box at the top of biographical pages. That way you wouldn't have to scroll all the way down to discover that Waffle's point is that he really is gay lol.

plus it would make celebrities feel so good about themselves!

Posted: **Sun Apr 12, 2009 12:16 am**

Getting back to the subject of the strip... This comic reminds me of this picture on funnyjunk.com. I feel that in a way it's fitting.

Posted: **Sun Apr 12, 2009 1:00 am**

ahaha "there aren't any rocks in heaven either"

Posted: **Sun Apr 12, 2009 10:01 pm**

wikipedia should include things like sexual orientation and gender identity in the box at the top of biographical pages. That way you wouldn't have to scroll all the way down to discover that Waffle's point is that he really is gay lol.

Nononono... Saying Charles Nelson Reilly was "gay" is like saying Rudy Ray Moore was "black".

Charles was his own classification of gay.

There's Richard Simmons gay...
There's Paul Lynde gay...
Then there's Charles Nelson Reilly gay...

Not quite as high as the other two, but pretty darn high nonetheless.

Posted: **Mon Apr 13, 2009 5:26 am**

now we're classifying peoples homosexuality by personality traits other than their sexual attraction to members of the same sex.

I'm game.

Posted: **Mon Apr 13, 2009 5:58 am**

DCS is obviously using Dogs as as a parallel of african americans, and Raine as a parallel of her own transgenderism/transexualism.

Neither of those claims seem obvious to me, especially since the story is so young. Would you care to back them up?

Posted: **Mon Apr 13, 2009 9:00 am**

now we're classifying peoples homosexuality by personality traits other than their sexual attraction to members of the same sex.

Why not? When Robert Downey Jr. came up with "Full Retard", the rules changed cross the board!

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