September 21, 2009

[Segovia]

Alpha becomes RD's lover, discovers she can't bear his puppies and he goes batshit and kills the enitre pack in a gore filled frenzy while RD escapes and becomes adult Jeff's lover.

I was reading this part and that Doc Sigma thingy said "No! Absolutely not!"

[cougartiger]

I want your cat.

That's not even the weirdest thing he's done to me at night. I have also woken up with him sleeping on my face with one of his back feet in my left eye socket. There's also him purring loudly in my ear, rubbing his face all over mine, crawling under the sheets and biting my toes and sleeping on my chest curled into a tight ball of fur.

The foot thing is more common than the above. He seems to think my feet (right foot in particular) are evil and must be destroyed. Only at night though. During the day he mostly wants me to scratch his sholders and head untill my fingers fall off.

Gumshoe just ran over this post while I was writing and said, "A fox is fine, too." LOL!

[Muninn]

Alpha seems like a mix between Malcolm X, what with the rejection of given names, and John Zerzan with the primitive abundance and living with nature.

[klimt]

my favorite part of this strip was the doc sigma avatar guy running around. that should be in every strip

[Mattes]

Well, DCS just gets weirder and weirder, does shim not? The worse thing is that I'll buy the eventual graphic novel in the sad, pathetic hope that it will include an actual story instead of random comics posted randomly.

The rest of the story:

Alpha becomes RD's lover, discovers she can't bear his puppies and he goes batshit and kills the enitre pack in a gore filled frenzy while RD escapes and becomes adult Jeff's lover. Alpha will find this out and go on a quest to kill Jeff but will fall in love with Chloe who will discover the pleasures of beastiality.

Jeff and Chloe will marry RD and Alpha in a double wedding ceremony which will be interrupted by Jeff's mom yelling "JEFF! OMG!" and she will then let loose with a michine gun, killing everyone but RD who will kill her, get accused of the entire massacre, arrested and put to death by lethal injection.

On an unrelated note: my cat woke me up at 5 AM by wrapping himself around my foot and biting, clawing and kicking untill I gave him head scratches.

awesome......but now DCS will steal that ideas without paying you for it

[Doc Sigma]

Except instead of an awesome orgy of blood violence, the rest of the story will feature Raine Dog wrapping herself around Jeff's foot and biting, clawing and kicking until he gives her head scratches.

[MuffinSticks]

I second that <3

[Rooster]

Is it just me, or is anyone else investing in a straight-jacket and a rubber-room for any chance encounters with DCS?

[Doc Sigma]

Hell, I'm investing in some sort of gun that shoots knives...

[Foxchild]

Hell, I'm investing in some sort of gun that shoots knives...

Slappers only. No Oddjob.

[datherman]

Hell, I'm investing in some sort of gun that shoots knives...

What about guns that shoot flaming swords?
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[Rooster]

Hell, I'm investing in some sort of gun that shoots knives...

Slappers only. No Oddjob.

Cheers for making me laugh so much I forced people in the library to stop what they were doing and laugh.

[Foxchild]

Hell, I'm investing in some sort of gun that shoots knives...

Slappers only. No Oddjob.

Cheers for making me laugh so much I forced people in the library to stop what they were doing and laugh.

YES! *victory dance*

[cougartiger]

Except instead of an awesome orgy of blood violence, the rest of the story will feature Raine Dog wrapping herself around Jeff's foot and biting, clawing and kicking until he gives her head scratches.