not gonna lie, I saw it coming pretty clearly, but the joke really did make me laugh a bit.
also, lol @ Astro's comment
[00:34:00] <Dermy> I do love to manipulate the standard rules of language for opportunistic effect
[00:34:06] <Dermy> Like a grammar hyena, I am
[00:34:16] <Dermy> Munching on the tasty entrails of tradition
[22:26:20] <MuffinSticks> I'm a chocolate muffin with white ears and a striped black and red tail
[22:26:35] <MuffinSticks> And exactly 6 chips
Who sleeps shall awake, greeting the shadows from the sun
Who sleeps shall awake, looking through the window of our lives
Waiting for the moment to arrive...
Show us the silence in the rise,
So that we may someday understand...
but..but...jgfsdjhoifdgikdnf;jkljgkjdcglk;jcv;klojfvkljefiogvjnefj[ignefklgn sad;knmksdfml;nvlamsfmjg;kasdonfvl'k adfnvlkasdj mvbkl;jsm ;cvop,e s;lkjgfxcm;o;cvgml;iv berthru9fh*head explodes and Las Plagas comes out*
*yawn* the grade school level storytelling makes this completely unsurprising. simpson couldn't even keep it from being creepy as pants...apparently i was wrong to expect him (her) to do a better job than countless teenaged slashfic writers.