House Rules - Tonight's top story

[Tom Flapwell]

Ms. Mudd used to be the only character ever seen with footwear. And Millie had to have gotten Mr. W. from somewhere. Frankly, if that's her only use for socks, I wouldn't mind washing them.<br><br>We know that meat exists in O&M because people have reacted funny to veggie burger orders. Nevertheless, in an essay I can no longer find, DCS said that he rejected someone's idea of Principal Vine taking offense at a beef commercial, primarily because DCS himself finds the concept disturbing (more so with an anthropomorphic steer). As for the anthro versus dumb chickens, well, DCS admits that he hasn't been consistent on whether birds are as anthro as others.

[Joe3210]

"Helkp me I'm shrinking."<br><br> <!--emo&:off:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ftopic.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='offtopic.gif' /><!--endemo-->

[Bocaj Claw]

<!--QuoteBegin-Tom Flapwell+Jul 28 2005, 04:15 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Tom Flapwell @ Jul 28 2005, 04:15 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> As for the anthro versus dumb chickens, well, DCS admits that he hasn't been consistent on whether birds are as anthro as others. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> There was the non-anthro seagull that talked to Millie and wanted to eat her eyeballs. Although, that raises the question of whether the bird really talked. And if so, what relation it might have to Lyndon. And whatever happened to Lyndon? And why do I keep asking questions like this? Why won't I stop?

[KingOfKings]

That seagull is proof that animals will not hesitate to eat you, given the chance.

[Paul.Power]

<!--QuoteBegin-Bocaj Claw+Jul 28 2005, 11:01 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Bocaj Claw @ Jul 28 2005, 11:01 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <!--QuoteBegin-Tom Flapwell+Jul 28 2005, 04:15 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Tom Flapwell @ Jul 28 2005, 04:15 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> As for the anthro versus dumb chickens, well, DCS admits that he hasn't been consistent on whether birds are as anthro as others. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>There was the non-anthro seagull that talked to Millie and wanted to eat her eyeballs. Although, that raises the question of whether the bird really talked. And if so, what relation it might have to Lyndon. And whatever happened to Lyndon? And why do I keep asking questions like this? Why won't I stop? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> And then there's <a href='http://www.ozyandmillie.org/2005/om20050425.html' target='_blank'>this dude</a>.

[Dr. Doog]

<!--QuoteBegin-KingOfKings+Jul 28 2005, 10:44 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (KingOfKings @ Jul 28 2005, 10:44 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> That seagull is proof that animals will not hesitate to eat you, given the chance. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>thats the first smart thing you've said in this thread <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo-->

[Tom Flapwell]

I'm guessing that DCS decided that Lyndon just got very old very fast. Maybe he came from yet another dimension, one in which natives age in the same direction but more rapidly.

[KingOfKings]

<!--QuoteBegin--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> thats the first smart thing you've said in this thread<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br><br>If you can't accept that society has gender roles, that's not my problem. Fine, all genders are exactly the same. Whatever.

[Bocaj Claw]

<!--QuoteBegin-Tom Flapwell+Jul 29 2005, 01:53 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Tom Flapwell @ Jul 29 2005, 01:53 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> I'm guessing that DCS decided that Lyndon just got very old very fast. Maybe he came from yet another dimension, one in which natives age in the same direction but more rapidly. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Just to be controversial, I'm guessing Lyndon was appointed to the 9-11 comission.

[Gizensha]

<!--QuoteBegin-KingOfKings+Jul 29 2005, 06:28 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (KingOfKings @ Jul 29 2005, 06:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <!--QuoteBegin--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> thats the first smart thing you've said in this thread<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br><br>If you can't accept that society has gender roles, that's not my problem. Fine, all genders are exactly the same. Whatever. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Gender roles were more or less completely abolished in the 20th century. I say 'more or less' because there remain lingering people who think that they should still exist.<br><br>You seem to be a very good example of this <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->

[Dr. Doog]

<!--QuoteBegin-KingOfKings+Jul 29 2005, 02:28 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (KingOfKings @ Jul 29 2005, 02:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <!--QuoteBegin--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> thats the first smart thing you've said in this thread<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br><br>If you can't accept that society has gender roles, that's not my problem. Fine, all genders are exactly the same. Whatever. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo--> Thanks for bending my words just like I was bending yours. No, I'm serious. It's fun

[KingOfKings]

<!--QuoteBegin--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Gender roles were more or less completely abolished in the 20th century.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br><br>Um, no. There are more people who want equal rights for women, but for the most part, its still only women who wear skirts and high heels and take care of the kids.<br><br><!--QuoteBegin--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Thanks for bending my words just like I was bending yours. No, I'm serious. It's fun<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br><br>If you DON'T think women and men act the same, then you're on my side. What exactly are you saying?

[Dr. Doog]

oh, I thought you were making it look like I said women and men are the same physically too... <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ns/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /><!--endemo--><br><br><br><!--QuoteBegin-KingOfKings @ Jul 29 2005+ 07:40 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (KingOfKings @ Jul 29 2005 @ 07:40 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> and take care of the kids.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br><br>NO. Mainly women do wear skirts and high heels but this statement is FALSE. You are WRONG. <!--emo&--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ns/mad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ns/mad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ns/mad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad.gif' /><!--endemo-->

[KingOfKings]

Whatever. I cant prove you wrong, and you cant prove me wrong. I still think there are more housewives than house...husbands?

[Gizensha]

<!--QuoteBegin-KingOfKings+Jul 30 2005, 09:52 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (KingOfKings @ Jul 30 2005, 09:52 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Whatever. I cant prove you wrong, and you cant prove me wrong. I still think there are more housewives than house...husbands? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> And probably more families in which both parents work and the kids get looked after during the day by daycare people than both in the UK nowadays. (there are tax benefits for doing this)