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Posted: **Mon Jul 25, 2005 12:58 am**

Congratulations to Lance for winning his seventh and final Tour. <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... iggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /> <a href='http://sports.yahoo.com/sc/news?slug=ap ... &type=lgns' target='_blank'>(story here)</a>

Posted: **Mon Jul 25, 2005 3:08 am**

Lance Armstrong D:<

Posted: **Mon Jul 25, 2005 5:25 am**

Lance Armstrong is a poopyhead.

Posted: **Mon Jul 25, 2005 6:57 am**

*rolls eyes* Why did I even bother?

Posted: **Mon Jul 25, 2005 11:46 am**

He shouldn't fought back at the cancer. <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/flee.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='flee.gif' /> <br><br><br>What's up with all the hating?

Posted: **Mon Jul 25, 2005 12:15 pm**

It's not that I hate him, it's just I'm bored of it already. If it was the Red Sox winning 7 World Series in a row you wouldn't here many people cheering.

Posted: **Mon Jul 25, 2005 12:30 pm**

I see.

Posted: **Mon Jul 25, 2005 12:39 pm**

And thus, my total disregard for sports triumphs again! For all I know Armstrong is the guy that landed on the moon! ... If I pretend that Lance is a short version of Neil...

Posted: **Mon Jul 25, 2005 4:04 pm**

I'm afraid cycling isn't exactly my favourite sport.<br><br>I'd talk cricket with you, but I'm a bit down after England lost the first test of the Ashes.

Posted: **Mon Jul 25, 2005 4:10 pm**

Is it a bad thing that I only know what the Ashes are from Douglas Adam's refrence to them in the hitchhiker trilogy?

Posted: **Mon Jul 25, 2005 6:00 pm**

For someone to got from the verge of death from testicular cancer to winning his 7th tour-de-france, that's gotta take guts and skill.<br><br>Kudos to Lance!

Posted: **Mon Jul 25, 2005 9:45 pm**

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Bocaj Claw @ Jul 25 2005, 04:10 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Is it a bad thing that I only know what the Ashes are from Douglas Adam's refrence to them in the hitchhiker trilogy?  </td></tr></table> <br> That depends on your point of view. I'm mortified, but I'll let you off <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' />.

Posted: **Tue Jul 26, 2005 6:57 pm**

Ok, so Lance Armstrong got a testicle removed because of his testicular cancer. Then, they play it up like some sort of miracle, like he had a football-sized brain tumor or something. He gets massive amounts of money from nowhere, enough that he has all the best stuff, and a team of riders to surround him and wear out his opponents. This should not be such big news. The Tour De France is a joke anymore, it's basically a media wank-fest over how great Lance Armstrong is.

Posted: **Tue Jul 26, 2005 10:42 pm**

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (FelixSoftpaw @ Jul 26 2005, 06:57 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Ok, so Lance Armstrong got a testicle removed because of his testicular cancer. Then, they play it up like some sort of miracle, like he had a football-sized brain tumor or something. He gets massive amounts of money from nowhere, enough that he has all the best stuff, and a team of riders to surround him and wear out his opponents. This should not be such big news. The Tour De France is a joke anymore, it's basically a media wank-fest over how great Lance Armstrong is.  </td></tr></table> <br> Shouldn't you be happy then that this is his last? <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' />

Posted: **Wed Jul 27, 2005 6:22 am**

Plus, he also left his previous wife and kids for Sheryl Crow, or someone like that.

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Lance Armstrong wins his seventh Tour de France