Happy Cinco de Mayo y'all!!

[Sage]

I need an excuse for the RCMP when I get pulled over doing 180 on the highway.

That's KM/H right?

[Ibun]

I need an excuse for the RCMP when I get pulled over doing 180 on the highway.

That's KM/H right?

LOL! METRIC!

[TyVulpine]

I need an excuse for the RCMP when I get pulled over doing 180 on the highway.

That's KM/H right?

LOL! METRIC!

Geez, 111.8 MPH. The highway ain't Daytona Speedway!

[ntoonz]

I agree. We're in the USA, not Mexico, so what's the point of celebrating it? That's like going to Mexico on July 4th, and celebrating the United States's Independence Day.

It's more like going to Mexico and celebrating Millard Fillmore opening up Japan to foreign trade.

That's what I do. I get the strangest damn looks.

You should try it in Japan. See what kind of looks you get.


Make out a will first.

[osprey]

I need an excuse for the RCMP when I get pulled over doing 180 on the highway.

That's KM/H right?

LOL! METRIC!

Damnit, I can't estimate speed in MPH, k?

[TyVulpine]

I need an excuse for the RCMP when I get pulled over doing 180 on the highway.

That's KM/H right?

LOL! METRIC!

Damnit, I can't estimate speed in MPH, k?

http://www.bikez.com/conv/speed.php (converts Km/h to MPH or vice versa)

[Sage]

I need an excuse for the RCMP when I get pulled over doing 180 on the highway.

That's KM/H right?

LOL! METRIC!

Damnit, I can't estimate speed in MPH, k?

http://www.bikez.com/conv/speed.php (converts Km/h to MPH or vice versa)

I like this website more

http://www.onlineconversion.com/

[Ibun]

I need an excuse for the RCMP when I get pulled over doing 180 on the highway.

That's KM/H right?

LOL! METRIC!

Damnit, I can't estimate speed in MPH, k?

LOL! FOREIGNERS!

[osprey]

I like not caring enough to look it up because I forgot about all you Americans and your crazy non-metric ways.

[TyVulpine]

I like not caring enough to look it up because I forgot about all you Americans and your crazy non-metric ways.

The government once tried back in the 1980s to switch to metric, but people complained, and we switched back.

[Ibun]

I like not caring enough to look it up because I forgot about all you Americans and your crazy non-metric ways.

We will conquer the world with our yardsticks!

[Sage]

I like not caring enough to look it up because I forgot about all you Americans and your crazy non-metric ways.

We will conquer the world with our yardsticks!

And then I will kill myself

[Ibun]

I like not caring enough to look it up because I forgot about all you Americans and your crazy non-metric ways.

We will conquer the world with our yardsticks!

And then I will kill myself

Not if we kill you with them first.

[Sage]

But An American is Me I Am So You Will be Killing People Of My Own

[ntoonz]

I like not caring enough to look it up because I forgot about all you Americans and your crazy non-metric ways.

The government once tried back in the 1980s to switch to metric, but people complained, and we switched back.

They tried to do it gradually, the idiots! If they'd just pulled the rug out from under us and changed everything overnight, we'd have just dealt with it. It worked with soda bottles, after all.