World's Oldest Tree disproves manmade climate chang!

[GeorgiaCoyote]

Although I don't particularely like Al Gore a lot, Global Warming is not some Zionist plot. That's just as bad as that Reverend Wright saying that H.I.V. was the rich, white man's plot for killing off African Americans. On average, temperatures are on the rise all over the globe. It's not all due to greenhouse gases but they are a big part of it. One reason I don't like Gore is cause he's a big hypocrit when it comes to going green. I can guran...damn...tee ya that my carbon footprint is a whole lot smaller than his. Bottom line though is that these extrme conspiracy views do nothing but further divide a country that doesn't need to be anymore divided. So chill out on the Zionist conspiracy plot stuff man. You can hold to those views if ya like but don't try to shove them down our throats.

[Rooster]

8/10 of the world's science community have more or less agreed that global warming IS real, and if that's enough science to decide what cats can eat, then it's good enough for me.

And at the end of the day, what the pants have we got to gain from trying to cut back on emmisions? What do we have to lose (other than money) even if it's not our falt?

That's right, ABSOLUTLY NOTHING AT ALL YOU LYING BASTARD!!!!

See, global warming might not be us, but the evidence tells us that it is happening, and not doing something about it because of some pantsless tree in Sweeden is retarded.

Global Warming is a zionist plot just like everything!

Can we ban this racist/sexist/facist/biggotted asshole please?

[Zaaphod]

Can we ban this racist/sexist/facist/biggotted asshole please?

Already done.

A Zionist plot, isn't that ridiculous? Maybe man-made global warming is a myth, but calling it a Jewish conspiracy is just plain stupid. Might as well blame it on Elvis Presley or the English Premier League, it would make just as much sense.

[Bocaj Claw]

Man, I always miss the chance to verbally lambast trolls for their rediculously humorous beliefs.

[Rooster]

Personally, I blame the world's parents.

[rabid_fox]

Though it would be funny if it turned out to be the Jews superheating the globe as part of some oblique Scooby-Doo type revenge plot.

"He tried to warn us," we'd sigh, as we trudged along in our chainéd processions to build magnificent palaces for our Jewish overlords, "And we didn't listen. What fools we were!"

And there was a great wailing and gnashing of teeth.

[Æron]

Awww. I wanted to toy with him a little bit longer before you finished him off.

[Fritz]

Very ineffective troll, I give it a 3.

[Ibun]

Very ineffective troll, I give it a 3.

You're a 5.

[Baconsticks]

Very ineffective troll, I give it a 3.

You're a 5.

You get a 2.

[TyVulpine]

Very ineffective troll, I give it a 3.

You're a 5.

You get a 2.

You a 5.

[osprey]

I get over 9000.

[Mista_B]

Actually you're only 8999.

[nickspoon]

Though it would be funny if it turned out to be the Jews superheating the globe as part of some oblique Scooby-Doo type revenge plot.

"He tried to warn us," we'd sigh, as we trudged along in our chainéd processions to build magnificent palaces for our Jewish overlords, "And we didn't listen. What fools we were!"

And there was a great wailing and gnashing of teeth.

It's those Jews with their GIANT OVENS.

[Fritz]

Why do showerheads have 11 holes?

Jews have ten fingers.