Olympic Torch Protest

[Rooster]

How dare that interrupt an international event? Are you kidding me? What would you do in this instance?

Ban China from hosting it.

It's a pantsless CRIME that a country with as bad a record on human rights has even been considered for it...

It's just China-arse-kissing of the highest calibre.

[rabid_fox]

It's in the spirit of the Olympics. Well. Pre-Eddie The Eagle, at least. Now the Olympics is dross and professional.

[Caoimhin]

Why does China want to keep Tibet, anyway? What resource does it offer in abundance?

Monks.

Obviously. Doesn't anyone play D&D? I'd love to be the Grandmaster of Flowers! Better yet stopping the aging process, being immune to poisons and diseases, moving super fast and doing 2d10 pts. of damage at 20th lvl are fantastic. Plus being able to go into an ethereal state for 1 round per lvl would make spy missions rather simple if you could that with China's sorcerors who can use their teleportation spells to send the monks into the USA. Seriously having those Tibetian monks within their grasp is an important part of their global conquest scheme. The secret is out... THE DALAI LAMA IS PRACTICALLY A DEMI GOD OF MONKS BEING AT LEAST EPIC LEVEL TO THE POINT OF 40TH LVL! Clearly its obvious, what did you think it was a conspiracy THEORY?

[Zaaphod]

Clearly you are correct Cao, but that doesn't change the fact you're a loony.