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Bear convicted of stealing honey

Postby Foxhound » Sun Mar 16, 2008 4:03 pm

And we think the US has some of the most retarded court cases...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7295559.stm
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Postby Baconsticks » Sun Mar 16, 2008 8:31 pm

I bet it was worth it.
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Postby Arloest » Sun Mar 16, 2008 10:36 pm

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Postby rabid_fox » Sun Mar 16, 2008 11:12 pm

This sets a legal precedent for all those goddamned raccoons, foxes and other urban scavenger types.
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Postby Cosmic^Chicory » Mon Mar 17, 2008 12:07 am

Goddamn furries always stealing my goddamned honey. :evil:
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Postby Bocaj Claw » Mon Mar 17, 2008 12:25 am

Crazy internet personage! That honey belongs in a museum!
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Postby osprey » Mon Mar 17, 2008 6:47 am

They probably watched Bee Movie one too many times.
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Postby Sage » Mon Mar 17, 2008 12:08 pm

Goddamn furries always stealing my goddamned honey. :evil:
Well now. I'm offended. I stole your nuts.

OMG GENITALIA JOKE
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Postby GeorgiaCoyote » Mon Mar 17, 2008 2:06 pm

Well now. I'm offended. I stole your nuts.

OMG GENITALIA JOKE
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Ok now that that fit of laughter has past, back to the topic. I can honestly say I've never heard of this before. I'll now have to ask my lawyer if I have a case against the opossums that used to steal our cats' food before I stared bringing it in at night.
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Postby rabid_fox » Mon Mar 17, 2008 2:10 pm

However, when you read the article, it does make sense. The farmer knew he couldn't protect his hives and so requested compensation from the state.

It's a boring story made stupid by selective reporting.
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Postby Tom Flapwell » Mon Mar 17, 2008 5:32 pm

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Postby Zaaphod » Tue Mar 18, 2008 12:44 am

It's the last sentence in the bear story I found amusing: "The bear, meanwhile, remains at large." :laugh:
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Postby Baconsticks » Tue Mar 18, 2008 2:15 am

The macedonian legal system has been pwnt.
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Postby Kazapsky » Tue Mar 18, 2008 2:46 am

There go whatever shreds of credibility the Macedonian court system may have had left.
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