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Postby Tom Flapwell » Mon Aug 13, 2007 5:29 pm

I just saw a Comcast headline: "IS CLINTON A DRAG ON DEMS?"

In my haste, I read it as, "Is Clinton a dragon, dems?"

Many, even among dems, would say she is. But we know there's nothing wrong with that.
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Postby gforce422 » Mon Aug 13, 2007 5:51 pm

Hey, another dragon is running for president!

Could she roast all of the incompetent politicians by breathing fire?

:lol:


(actually, that's probably a bad idea. All of the politicians would be gone.)
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-He is evidently only 18 year old but he could easily pass for 25. =D
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Postby catherinebruce » Mon Aug 13, 2007 6:48 pm

Hey, another dragon is running for president!

Could she roast all of the incompetent politicians by breathing fire?

:lol:


(actually, that's probably a bad idea. All of the politicians would be gone.)
Ooooh actually, if all the politicians were gone, then I'd be free to step up and implement my plots for WORLD DOMINATION!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA--

No wait... if I did that, I'd hafta actually be all initiativey and stuff. Bah.
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Postby jent » Mon Aug 13, 2007 6:53 pm

Hey, another dragon is running for president!

Could she roast all of the incompetent politicians by breathing fire?
She sorta already does....she is a political carrier destroyer....I would not want to stand in her way that is for sure.
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Postby Tom Flapwell » Mon Aug 13, 2007 7:48 pm

Catherine, are you trying to turn Bocaj on?
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Postby Bocaj Claw » Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:07 pm

Dubya tee eff, batman? Dubya tee eff?
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Postby gforce422 » Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:51 pm

Arr oh tee eff ell oh ell!
gforce422 is awesome because:
-He made the absolute nicest comments about me in the other topic. I didn't respond to them yet, because I suck, but they are greatly appreciated! =D
-I would say he would also be a good runner up as one of the nicest people alive.
-He joined the IRC sometimes. But not enough, I say! Chat moar =D
-He is evidently only 18 year old but he could easily pass for 25. =D
-He is a drummer like *I* am and this in itself is cool.
Astro> gforce's smiles can cure cancer in kittens
Astro> the happiness radiating from your person is enough to solve tensor calculus
<mib_4do271>everything you touch explodes in pillows of happiness

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Postby Bocaj Claw » Mon Aug 13, 2007 10:15 pm

Maybe so but eye em aych o, you're all a bunch of loonies.
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Postby Loeln » Tue Aug 14, 2007 2:45 am

I'm living in the past. I thought they meant Bill.
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Postby Fritz » Tue Aug 14, 2007 2:56 am

I'm living in the past. I thought they meant Bill.
Me too >_>

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Postby Tom Flapwell » Thu Aug 16, 2007 3:08 pm

Today I discovered what's not so much an easy misreading as a bad choice of words:
Foxy Brown turned herself in Tuesday for throwing — and hitting — a woman with a Blackberry, E! Online reported.
If they'd moved the second dash to right after "with," this would be fine. Instead, it sounds like Foxy Brown threw a woman with a Blackberry.
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Postby Steve the Pocket » Fri Aug 17, 2007 3:34 pm

Ooh, they come with tractor/levitation beams now? I gotta get me one o' thems!

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Postby Tom Flapwell » Fri Aug 17, 2007 5:13 pm

Nothing so spectacular. She just threw and hit a woman who happened to be holding a Blackberry.

Nice idea, tho. Nobody leak it to Microsoft!
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Postby osprey » Sat Aug 18, 2007 7:12 am

Someone should make a Blackberry skin for Half Life's gravity gun...
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