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Ok here's a new game that I hope is more succesful than my last one. It is a parody of the drinking game I Never. Here's the rules. If you did what the person said they never did you put up the next post.

I'll start. I never had a girlfriend.

Dammit, I won't participate much in this game I think. I don't do anything with my life.

Dammit, I won't participate much in this game I think. I don't do anything with my life.

Me neither, I pretty much did everything I could think of.

Dammit, now we gotta wait for someone to come along who's had a girlfriend.

Ok here's a new game that I hope is more succesful than my last one. It is a parody of the drinking game I Never. Here's the rules. If you did what the person said they never did you put up the next post.

I'll start. I never had a girlfriend.

I have had 2 girlfriends in my lifetime. Married the 2nd one!

I never been outside of the USA...
...Damn it, I hear it's WONDERFUL out there!

The only time I went out of the US is when I went to Mexico for I wedding. (It wasn't that great)

John, you're now supposed to say what you never did.

I haven't ever broken the rules to my own game.

I never got a parking ticket.

I never learned Esperanto.