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Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2004 8:20 pm
by Tavis
For those people that would rather have the fun of a Battle of the Pics without the bandwidth (and image searches) required for it, here is a variation! All you have to do is use a word or phrase that "beats" the previous poster's word or phrase in some aspect. For example:<br><br>Car<br><br>Plane (beats cars in a race)<br><br>Cube (Beats a plane in dimensions; in geometry, planes are 2D, space is 3D)<br><br>Voyager (Beats Borg cubes all the time.)<br><br>and so forth... It helps to be as generic as possible in the phrase part to allow people to make a play on words, and any explanations you wish to offer as to how or why something beats another should be in pahrentheses or a seperate paragraph as needed.<br><br>And the first word is....<br><br>Star
Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2004 9:06 pm
by Dr. Doog
bill gates<br><br>he's got more money than any star!
Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2004 9:56 pm
by norsenerd
Clinton Administration (brought Microsoft to it's knees)
Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2004 10:57 pm
by Jerry Roosevelt
(I could make a tasteless joke, but I won't. <!--emo&:P--><img src='
http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo-->)<br><br>22nd Amendment (Prevented the Clinton Administration from serving longer)
Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2004 12:29 am
by Dr. Doog
first ten amendments.<br><br>come on, they were the ten main rules that started the country! without them there wouldn't be a 22nd amendment!
Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2004 1:35 am
by norsenerd
Artical V (wihtout it there would be no admendments)
Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2004 1:48 am
by Tavis
The 5th Enterprise (Soverign class beats the Constitution class, right? Okay, that's debatable and a reeeal stretch.. I prefer the Enterprise NCC-1701-A anyway.)
Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2004 2:10 am
by Jerry Roosevelt
Toy UFO and string (Much cheaper. <!--emo&:P--><img src='
http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo-->)
Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2004 3:44 am
by Foxchild
blue string, i need not say more.
Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2004 3:54 am
by norsenerd
Timulty (the origionator of the <dramatic>blue string</dramatic>)
Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2004 4:04 am
by Tavis
Millie (Heck, Timulty was practically begging for her to mug him!)
Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2004 4:09 am
by Foxchild
Ms. Mudd. Millie was never able to succesfully mug her
Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2004 5:38 pm
by norsenerd
Judge (the higest position in the court)
Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2004 7:21 pm
by IHateUsernames
Law (all jugdes must abide the law. I just said abide. I'm tired)
Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2004 8:00 pm
by Tavis
The Gospel! (ahh, forgiveness is divine.)
