Corrupt a Wish game

[Segovia]

Granted but one day you decide to reanimate dead bodies and create Zombies that destroy the world. When you are finished you turn them back to dead corpses and you are the last person on Earth.

I wish that I was a better composer.

[Tom Flapwell]

Granted. You compose a prominent piece of the Pillar of Flesh and Bone.

I wish there were a sequel to Eternal Darkness.

[MuffinSticks]

Granted, but the creator hates himself for making it because it sucks, so he cremates it and keeps it in an urn on his mantle. Then he kills himself and has it buried with him.

I wish I wasn't so cold and lost and hungry and afraid.

[RocketGirl]

Granted; you're dead.

I wish George Carlin were still alive and healthy and performing.

[MuffinSticks]

Granted, but all he can do is poop in a cup.

I wish Segovia wasn't so stupidddd

[Segovia]

Granted but If I go down your coming with me!!! Equal excange, tonto.

I wish that Muffinsticks wasn't so ignorant San Antonio's terrian.

[MuffinSticks]

Granted, but you wasted your wish cuz I never was. You just think it has no hills, but you're wrong.

I wish Ibun would love me for who I am.

[RocketGirl]

Granted. With a broom handle.

I wish there was a minimum IQ requirement to get on the internet.

[Fritz]

granted but now segovia never posts :(

I don't have a wish I just wanted to say that

[Fritz]

double post

[Segovia]

I wish that Spanish Inquesition never happened but with me still being catholic.

[RocketGirl]

Granted...but that just means it'll be coming up sometime in the future, probably when you least expe--*CRASH* "NOOOOOO one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

I wish I could send my enemies to an island prison from which they can never, EVER escape...and are forced to listen to disco and opera 24/7. Country, too.

[Doc Sigma]

Granted but you go there too.

I wish for a nice dill pickle

[RocketGirl]

Granted; a nice dill pickle...and anthrax.

I wish Segovia would corrupt my wishes within the parameters of the wish. For example:

"I wish that I had the power to make inanimate objects come to life if I explicitly will them to be so (no accidental vivification allowed)."

"Granted but one day you decide to reanimate dead bodies and create Zombies that destroy the world. When you are finished you turn them back to dead corpses and you are the last person on Earth."

C'mon...corrupt the wish itself, not what I do with it. That's my new wish.

[Segovia]

Granted but the wish only allows you to animate inanimate objects that are not in the presence of electricity, which mostly includes pretty much everything right now.

I wish people like me for who I am. Not some Hispanic who can’t spell, has arguments over the internet, and needs to change his screen name.

I promise you. I would not misspell a single word ever again.