The Hyperbole Game
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- Tom Flapwell
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Here's a game of my own invention. One player says the first part of a sentence, cutting off at "as ____ as..." or "so ____ that...," and the next player finishes the sentence with something extreme and colorful. That player then starts the next hyperbolic sentence. For example:
Player A: "That driver is steering as crazily as..."
Player B: "...a pack of tree shrews after three Pixi Stix-laced martinis.
The local tap water is so polluted that..."
Please, no "Yo momma" jokes. Those are overdone. Now, to start:
Isolde's latest domination attempt was as inept as...
Player A: "That driver is steering as crazily as..."
Player B: "...a pack of tree shrews after three Pixi Stix-laced martinis.
The local tap water is so polluted that..."
Please, no "Yo momma" jokes. Those are overdone. Now, to start:
Isolde's latest domination attempt was as inept as...
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- Bocaj Claw
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- A dude named Vince
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- Quantheory
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...attempting to procure large quantities of cheez-wiz and cigarettes.
Some television shows are as bad as...
Some television shows are as bad as...
Astro> gforce's smiles can cure cancer in kittensgforce422 is awesome because:
-He made the absolute nicest comments about me in the other topic. I didn't respond to them yet, because I suck, but they are greatly appreciated! =D
-I would say he would also be a good runner up as one of the nicest people alive.
-He joined the IRC sometimes. But not enough, I say! Chat moar =D
-He is evidently only 18 year old but he could easily pass for 25. =D
-He is a drummer like *I* am and this in itself is cool.
Astro> the happiness radiating from your person is enough to solve tensor calculus
<mib_4do271>everything you touch explodes in pillows of happiness
- Bocaj Claw
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- Bocaj Claw
- Posts:8523
- Joined:Mon Apr 25, 2005 11:31 am
- Location:Not Stetson University
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- A dude named Vince
- Posts:1143
- Joined:Fri Jul 13, 2007 2:20 am
- Location:If I told you, I'd have to kill you.
- Shinigetsu
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- Location:Sharjah, UAE
...an enormous ball of rock.
Cellophane wrapping is as difficult as...
Cellophane wrapping is as difficult as...
If you do not repent, I will come to you and remove your lampstand from its place. (Revelation 2:5, NIV)
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- Tom Flapwell
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...scraping the paint off the Sistine Chapel with a toothpick.
Millie hit Avery so hard that...
Millie hit Avery so hard that...
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