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Posted: **Thu Apr 19, 2007 12:55 pm**

Why should the person above you be banned? Be weird, be lame, be crazy!

Posted: **Thu Apr 19, 2007 1:25 pm**

Because you call yourself a cat but your icon shows a fox, you hypocrite!

Posted: **Thu Apr 19, 2007 1:45 pm**

Because your upsidedown D:

Upside down things makes me dizzy! D:

Posted: **Thu Apr 19, 2007 1:54 pm**

You're banned 'cause you get dizzy

Posted: **Thu Apr 19, 2007 4:10 pm**

You're banned because I stubbed my toe after I read your post. Clearly, voodoo at work.

Posted: **Thu Apr 19, 2007 4:47 pm**

You killed my father.

Posted: **Thu Apr 19, 2007 5:52 pm**

You're banned because THERE IS NO SPOON!

Posted: **Thu Apr 19, 2007 7:12 pm**

You're banned because your avatar is too cute!

Posted: **Thu Apr 19, 2007 10:12 pm**

You shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

Posted: **Fri Apr 20, 2007 12:24 am**

We don't need any women on these boards.

Posted: **Fri Apr 20, 2007 1:36 am**

Do I really need to give a reason?

Posted: **Fri Apr 20, 2007 3:09 am**

your avatar is laughing at me

Posted: **Fri Apr 20, 2007 4:25 am**

Banned for misspelled German "Nein!"!

Posted: **Fri Apr 20, 2007 4:49 am**

Khaz owes me 0.1167 minutes of my life.

Posted: **Fri Apr 20, 2007 7:05 am**

Banned for having a definite article in his username.

Above user should be banned