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I recently thought of a new game whilst high.

Someone writes a problem, then the next person writes a humourous solution to said problem, and adds their own problem.

Ok, I shall go first.

Problem - My feet hurt.

Solution: Turn into a snake. Perublum sol-ved.

Problem: I'm not getting enough sleep

Solution: *produces baseball bat*

Problem: Cleaning blood stains out of wood

Solution: Cover the entire floor in blood, and make it a color theme!

Problem: Getting 30 gallons of blood.

Solution: Pay hobos to kill other hobos to collect blood for you.

Problem: I seem to have a concussion and I can't remember the last ten years of my life

What's the problem?

P- I'm paranoid

Problem: School still isn't out yet.

Solution: *pulls out Rooster's bat*

Problem: My organs hurt!

*calls an organ serviceman to clean the pipes out*

This day is too short.

Pulls out a stopwatch to stop time and give you all the time you want.

P- I'm not "furry" enough

*piles all the fur he shed last spring onto you*

Chocolate is so damn tasty...

The only problem that I can think of there is that there is not enough chocolate in the world. *Makes a lot of chocolate*

Problem: My finals aren't studying for themselves

Study for them (get it get it)

my backbone aaaaaaaaaa

*pushes you backwards over a trashcan*

I'm getting sued!?

I'll take the case!

Problem: I don't have a law degree