Calvinball

Zylo · Postby **Zylo** » Wed Dec 24, 2003 2:01 am

OK, given the notion that Calvinball should have it's own thread and not dominate the Thingy thread, I'm starting a thread for Calvinball. If you don't know how Calvinball works, then you're probably perfect for the game. If you do know how it works, seek help, for you have studied old C&H strips far too in depth. Now, the wickets are set up and the boomerang zone has been established, and the Calvinball's been hidden in the tree of alternate time, so were ready to start. Feel free to join in whenever. ::grabs flag of invincibility:: You can't catch me unless you get the magic leaf and touch the Y-wicket!

Foxchild · Postby **Foxchild** » Fri Dec 26, 2003 9:38 pm

guhhh... um... right. 1! 2! 5! (3 sir!) 3! *runs and stands in the boomerang zone* I'm open, I'm open!

Zylo · Postby **Zylo** » Fri Dec 26, 2003 10:51 pm

::throws Calvinball to FoxChild:: Here, run to the 5th time-fracture wicket and put this in the safety zone, then grab 3 twigs and throw then in the air and catch them while re-enacting a scene from "Caddyshack." I'll go throw tennis balls at the house window and crack one for 20 points!

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Wed Dec 31, 2003 2:30 am

*Grabs a croquet mallet and a toykite* *smacks the kite into a tree for 10 points* *runs as fast as possible into the setting sun*

norsenerd · Postby **norsenerd** » Sun Feb 01, 2004 6:14 pm

Hey Iyestorm. You're running into the seting sun fowards. That gives me flooba. You must now turn on an axile unti you are freed but being hit by the calvin ball. I wish I had it. I have score flooba.

MidnightRealism · Postby **MidnightRealism** » Tue Feb 03, 2004 1:19 am

*assumes the right kunquaffle position and sacks norsenerd* *pillages mystery box* DING!

norsenerd · Postby **norsenerd** » Tue Feb 03, 2004 4:08 am

Midnight! You're at a point of return. What was in the mystery box belongs to me. BING!

Zylo · Postby **Zylo** » Tue Feb 03, 2004 10:27 am

::poink:: Yay! I pre-housed the seamy side violation! Now I just have to fleem the glaph into the troph the the throag of peril becomes a 8-point rectangle of 3-sided doom.

norsenerd · Postby **norsenerd** » Wed Feb 11, 2004 10:55 pm

*enters the orthoganal vortex* Now evrybody must move perpidicular to my motion. *runs toward the calvin ball*

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Wed Feb 11, 2004 10:57 pm

HA! but running west into the solar zone while rotating at 360 degrees continuously nullifies all logical geometric movement. now everybody must move in a random direction for each step until somebody skyrockets the calvinball into a tree!

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Fri Feb 13, 2004 6:58 am

*Drops in on a skateboard approaching the Calvinball from a perpendicular direction Norsenerd is travelling. (no steps, so no random direction!)* Ha! *I strap a rocket to the Calvinball and send it flying to the Dizzy Pole, where it bounces and spins erraticly* Ha! Now everyone whose name begins with a vowel must twirl clockwise while the others must perform cartwheels until they get dizzy unless they're on something with wheels! *boards to the Sticky Wicket*

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Fri Feb 13, 2004 12:44 pm

mmmHMMmmm... you said "Ha!" right after me tavis... that means.... DOGPILE!!! (chose a random word for dogpile search engines) my word is SPORK!

Miles E Traysandor · Postby **Miles E Traysandor** » Fri Feb 13, 2004 9:35 pm

*Emerges from the Create a New Player Zone* Heya! Did i miss anything? *Takes the Thingy from the Thingy thread and uses it as a Calvinball*

norsenerd · Postby **norsenerd** » Fri Feb 13, 2004 11:58 pm

Miles your in the free your life zone. YOu must give up all of your posesions you have right now. That includes the thingy.

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Sat Feb 14, 2004 12:01 am

have you two no shame?! this must go back where it BELONGS!!! *snatches thingy* *takes ugly stick* *throws thingy in the air* *whacks thingy with the ugly stick, aiming for the thingy thread* *looks as thingy melts* oooh... this... can't be good... *whistles nonchalantly, then starts running*

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