Inanimate Object Role Playing

Dr. Doog · Postby **Dr. Doog** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 12:05 am

basically, look here for the basics <a href='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... #entry8693' target='_blank'>http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... try8693</a>

The_Sparrow_ · Postby **The_Sparrow_** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 12:16 am

*A piece of paper with the words "Basics? where?" writen on it blows by* *the paper, still carried by the wind becomes pinned against a sign reading "welcome to what is possibly the most pointless game in the world* (I should know, I've done this before, it can be fun if it gets going though)

Burning Sheep Productions · Postby **Burning Sheep Productions** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 12:47 am

What do we do? Bag Neopets and stuff?

The_Sparrow_ · Postby **The_Sparrow_** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 12:57 am

It's an old game some annoyers used to play on neopets basiclly they go to the roleplay board and roleplay inanimate objects (toasters and spoons were quite common). It always surprised me that the inanimate object rps actually worked as well as they did.

Burning Sheep Productions · Postby **Burning Sheep Productions** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 12:59 am

Oh I get it! But since when do pen lids understand anything?

Dr. Doog · Postby **Dr. Doog** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 1:03 am

bread pops out of a toaster. on the bread is written: pens wrote this, stupid

The_Sparrow_ · Postby **The_Sparrow_** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 1:05 am

They don't neither do pieces of paper, I guess it was the weirdness factor that made these games work. *the piece of papers get blown onto the still hot toaster and soon catches fire*

Dr. Doog · Postby **Dr. Doog** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 1:08 am

can inanimate objects move? what about the wind? or animate objects making them move? *a MEHTUL monkey toy jams a forkinto the toaster to get out the paper* *the toy monkey catches on fire*

The_Sparrow_ · Postby **The_Sparrow_** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 1:11 am

yeah, If you want to move, you've got to use the wind, or have something/one move you. *piece of paper continues to burn, is now mostly a heap of ash beside the toaster*

Burning Sheep Productions · Postby **Burning Sheep Productions** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 1:18 am

A cow lands and shakes everything, I bounce into the fire. Weee! I'm alight! YAAY!!

The_Sparrow_ · Postby **The_Sparrow_** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 1:23 am

*shake knocks the burning paper out of the toaster, after floating on the air for a while, it comes to rest on the cows tail, still burning*

Dr. Doog · Postby **Dr. Doog** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 1:25 am

uh, i'm a level 0 sockmonkey. hp: i don't live mp: i don't live atk: i can't move def: i can't move smarts: i don't live *a faint voice of a person says* *hoogah diggah, googahs?*(how's that, guys? in my little language i made up. i think i call it chibi)

Burning Sheep Productions · Postby **Burning Sheep Productions** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 1:28 am

I've melted onto the cows' tail! AAARGH!! He's got that crazy look in his eyes!! *Cow starts flying.* NOOOOO!!!

The_Sparrow_ · Postby **The_Sparrow_** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 1:31 am

I'm a piece of slowly burning paper hp: not alive mp: not alive atk: sets stuff on fire def: sets stuff on fire smart: I'm paper other: will soon be hot ash *burning paper continues to hang on the cows tail, hopefully having now set it on fire* *a faint crackeling noice: crackel, burn, hiss?*

Dr. Doog · Postby **Dr. Doog** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 1:31 am

whoa! i'm somehow on a mad cow! *you hear a faint human voice* *whig-hig-hoo! chikeradoo! pakitika!*

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