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Posted: **Tue Apr 19, 2005 1:40 am**

OK, the object of this one is to change topics at EVERY SINGLE OPPORTUNITY! I'll start. Don't don't let's start. TMBG is funny. So are clowns.

Posted: **Tue Apr 19, 2005 1:52 am**

I really, really like cheese. Just thought you'd want to know.

Posted: **Tue Apr 19, 2005 2:37 am**

Cheese? I love cheese! almost as much as my iPod! ...iPods are the best mp3 players ever! they're made by Apple! I ate an apple one time. it had a worm. Remember when wormy went in to outer space on sesame street? sesame street was cool. (I'm assuming thats what you meant by chaning topics, this was a little examples posts to get you all on the right track to making random segues and not just starting a new topic.)

Posted: **Tue Apr 19, 2005 5:09 am**

You know what else is cool? Bose-Einstein condensate. I like condensation on windows; it makes all these pretty patterns of water droplets. y'know, bubbles have been used in the study of packing spheres with maximum efficiency only to find that it's hard to beat the stacking pattern grocers use on oranges. Oranges are funny, their color has the same name as the fruit.

Posted: **Tue Apr 19, 2005 11:48 am**

suit rhymes with fruit but not with orange. Nothing rhymes with orange except borange. Borange can klean your ceiling. One time, there was a chandilier on the ceiling and some dude swung off of it. (yeah, you guys have the right idea. I'm not doing so well in this post because it's early morning <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /> )

Posted: **Tue Apr 19, 2005 12:01 pm**

Bleah, I gotta get up real early on Mondy, like, 3:30AM to go the the ANZAC Service.

Posted: **Tue Apr 19, 2005 6:31 pm**

When I saw "ANZAC" I thought of Amway, which I used to confuse with Amtrak. I rode Amtrak the only time I rode a 100% above-ground train. It was to Philadelphia. Bill Cosby sure loves to hate Philadelphia. How come such a great comedian never got in a decent movie? Altho I kinda liked "Jack" when I saw it. Yeah, Robin Williams is the perfect example of a great actor who keeps showing up in bad movies. Nice to know he can still do high-speed standup at his age. Botox sure lends itself to jokes....

Posted: **Tue Apr 19, 2005 8:57 pm**

Why is there a thread lime this. One time a thread got in my eye. Did you know I is the 9th letter in the alphabet?

Posted: **Tue Apr 19, 2005 9:49 pm**

Can I interest anyone in the Pearson Chi-Square statistical test?

Posted: **Mon Apr 25, 2005 6:41 pm**

Flooba, this is as bad as a conversation between me and anyone else with add <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... lleyes.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='rolleyes.gif' />. Seriously, ask anyone.

Posted: **Mon Apr 25, 2005 7:18 pm**

Have you slaughtered your daily organism today?

Posted: **Tue Apr 26, 2005 10:57 pm**

i have! also, i have been downloading stuff. not THAT stuff, though. why are some letters silent, wen u can just as easily spel words with les letrs?

Posted: **Tue Apr 26, 2005 11:08 pm**

inryodib. idunmada. wadadifbetwenmadandakmada?

Posted: **Wed Apr 27, 2005 12:45 am**

I smell a hentai above me.

Posted: **Sat Jun 04, 2005 8:29 am**

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (Supersmoke @ Apr 26 2005, 07:45 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> I smell a hentai above me. </td></tr></table>  Like this?! <a href='http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/5013065/' target='_blank'>http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/501 ... If you don't know it's an inside joke, don't make me explain. Something someone else here might appreciate (same artist): <a href='http://www.deviantart.com/view/18219020/' target='_blank'>http://www.deviantart.com/view/18219020/</a>

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