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It's Charades!<br><br>*gestures wildly*<br> <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo--> <br><br>Okay, now that's out of the way... <br>This is a variation on the riddle game. You post the question whose answer the last post contains and the answer to the question the next poster will ask. For example:<br><br><!--QuoteBegin-Post N+--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Post N)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> What is the meaning of life?<br>"crunchy"<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br><!--QuoteBegin-Post N+1+--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Post N+1)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> How do you like your peanut butter?<br>"so that blondes can understand it"<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br><!--QuoteBegin-Post N+2+--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Post N+2)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Why is this example so obvious?<br>"other than this"<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br><br>The answer does not need to be a complete sentence. The object of the game is to inspire laughter.<br>I'll start with: <br><br>"just 'cause"

Why... is there a Chesterfield sofa in that field?<br><br>"Insaity."

What is abundant on this forum?<br><br>"Lake Shore Drive."<br><br><i>Umm . . . I think this is the same as the <a href='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... wtopic=261' target='_blank'>Begging the Question</a> game. But go ahead and give it a shot.</i> <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->

<i>It is the same... I was waiting for someone to answer my post all this time.. *pout* <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ns/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /><!--endemo--> Oh... the game!</i><br><br>What novel propulsion system hopes to harness the power of the tides?<br><br>"Grey matter"

What does oatmeal that's been left out all day look like?<br><br>"static cling"

Hmm... There's no embarrassed emote.<br>*looks over past pages of topics*<br>There are only three pages!<br><br>What's your favourite thing about your pet?<br><br>grandma

*Ahem*<a href='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... 261&st=435' target='_blank'>Forgetting this, are we?</a>*ahem*

Who do you visit by going over the mountains and through the woods?<br><br>"warning bell"<br><br><br><br><i>Thanks Doog, we were just talking about that</i>

<!--QuoteBegin-VisibilityMissing+--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (VisibilityMissing)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> What is abundant on this forum?<br><br>"Lake Shore Drive."<br><br><i>Umm . . . I think this is the same as the <a href='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... wtopic=261' target='_blank'>Begging the Question</a> game.  But go ahead and give it a shot.</i> <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo--><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><!--QuoteBegin-Jay+--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Jay)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Hmm... There's no embarrassed emote.<br>*looks over past pages of topics*<br>There are only three pages!<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><!--QuoteBegin-DoppledangeR DooG+--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (DoppledangeR DooG)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> *Ahem*<a href='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... 261&st=435' target='_blank'>Forgetting this, are we?</a>*ahem*<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>Umm... No.<br><br>Grandma

Who got run over by a reindeer?<br><br>"hermetic seal"

My last post was posted before seeing I saw the one before it, I thought it was to be discarded...<br><br>Anyway...<br><br>What one feature is most important when shopping for a new hat?<br><br>"coffee"

What is Dale Cooper obsessed with? (<a href='http://www.cenedra.com/twinpeaksmain.htm' target='_blank'>clicky</a>)<br><br>"canned salmon"

Who/what is no longer working at <a href='http://fishinstitution.com/' target='_blank'>the Fish Institution</a>?<br><br>"Ham. Every one loves ham."

<!--QuoteBegin-Jay+Feb 19 2005, 11:07 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Jay @ Feb 19 2005, 11:07 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Who/what is no longer working at <a href='http://fishinstitution.com/' target='_blank'>the Fish Institution</a>?<br><br>"Ham. Every one loves ham." <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> What was Bush's objection to anti-spam legeslation?<br><br><br>"Fire Photonic torpedos!"<br>

What did Captain Pike tell Spock just before he disappeared?<br><br>-----------------------------------<br><br>"How long should we give them, sir?"