The Sidewalk Caf

GhostWay · Postby **GhostWay** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 3:16 pm

Ah. Hello all, and welcome to North Harbordale's Sidewalk Caf. Come in, sit down, have some tea or coffee or whatever else. I'll just be setting up for today if you need me. Alright, but why do I have to be a chef? Would you rather be the garbage disposal? No. But could I at least wear jeans instead of this scottish chef's kilt? Oh, come now. You look good in a kilt. Besides, the kitchen doesn't have air conditioning, and this helps with, uh, ventilation. <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /> I hate you. Good! (In case you couldn't tell, this is a roleplaying discussion thread. Essentially like the <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /> topic, but "in-character")

Ruedii-X · Postby **Ruedii-X** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 12:14 am

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (GhostWay @ Feb 14 2005, 10:16 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Ah. Hello all, and welcome to North Harbordale's Sidewalk Caf. Come in, sit down, have some tea or coffee or whatever else. I'll just be setting up for today if you need me. Alright, but why do I have to be a chef? Would you rather be the garbage disposal? No. But could I at least wear jeans instead of this scottish chef's kilt? Oh, come now. You look good in a kilt. Besides, the kitchen doesn't have air conditioning, and this helps with, uh, ventilation. <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /> I hate you. Good! (In case you couldn't tell, this is a roleplaying discussion thread. Essentially like the <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /> topic, but "in-character")  </td></tr></table>  *A familiar ThunderFox, by the name of Ruedii Walks in* Oh I love Freeplay RPing! *Walks up to the counter* So, what do you carry. I'll have a Cafe Mocha, and a Biscotte. Cashier: That will be $9.50 9 Bucks for a cup of coffie! I only have LewellynLand gold coins for that quantity. Is this enough? *Drops bag of gold on the counter* Cashier: Here's you're change, you're order will be ready in a few minutes ::The Cashier hands Ruedii 3 rubber chickens and a quote dictionary:: *Sits down at a table, puts out a chess set for appearances and then starts sketching in a sketch book, until someone shows up to talk to.*

Ruedii-X · Postby **Ruedii-X** » Thu Feb 17, 2005 6:16 am

Ruedii Starts tapping on the table waiting for his Mocha, and the cashere brings it out. She then "accidentally" spills it on Ruedii's lap, burning him. Ruedii jumps up and screems: What are you doing! I request to see the manager!!!

Dr. Doog · Postby **Dr. Doog** » Thu Feb 17, 2005 9:17 am

*the... uh... manager! walks in. I don't have extra facial hair!* *deep voice* uh... yes? I am the... uh... manager! that's the word! Ruedii: really? you look more like a small rabbit named Doog to me... anyway, your cashier poured hot coffee on me! Doog: I'm sorry. please allow me to see your wallet for identification. *Ruedii hands his wallet, open with his driver's liscense showing, to Doog* *Doog removes his fake beard and runs out of the store* *The real (?) manager comes in* Manager: What sems to be the problem?

Miles E Traysandor · Postby **Miles E Traysandor** » Thu Feb 17, 2005 4:05 pm

Miles: *Appears into the scene from the store's old-style burning fireplace, which is currently burning logs* I've always wanted to try that, heheee.... Ah well... *goes up to the counter* I'll have an extra-large glass of iced tea please....

Ruedii-X · Postby **Ruedii-X** » Thu Feb 17, 2005 7:59 pm

::Ruedii goes into the bathroom to clean up his coffee spill, and accidentally burns his cloths on the dryer "millie style". He sticks his head out the bathroom door.:: Ruedii: Hey, Mr. Miles, I left my backpack out by my chair, can you bring it here? It contains a change of cloths. Don't touch any of the electronics inside of it!

Miles E Traysandor · Postby **Miles E Traysandor** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 12:58 am

Miles: No problem... *He pulls out a small Plot Hole from seemingly out of nowhere and tosses it over the chair with Rudeii's backpack on it. The entire chair with the backpack is now gone, now teleported to just inside the bathroom door where Rudeii can easily reach it. The contents of the backpack remain untouched* ...There you go.

Ruedii-X · Postby **Ruedii-X** » Sat Feb 19, 2005 10:23 am

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (Traysandor Vulpine @ Feb 17 2005, 07:58 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Miles: No problem... *He pulls out a small Plot Hole from seemingly out of nowhere and tosses it over the chair with Rudeii's backpack on it. The entire chair with the backpack is now gone, now teleported to just inside the bathroom door where Rudeii can easily reach it. The contents of the backpack remain untouched* ...There you go.  </td></tr></table>  Thanks! ::comes out of the bathroom and orders a new cup of coffee.:: *Suddenly in walks Bill Gates* Bill Gates: Who do I want to buy out today. Bill gates hesitates and then says: I'll just buy a cup of coffee. Wow, it's only 9 bucks here! I normally pay $50

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