Tell the fortune of the person above you

[Henohenomoheji]

The game is simple. But I'm not good with explinations, so I'll give an example.<br><br>Poster#1: Big things are coming your way.<br><br>Poster#2: Poster#1 gets stomped on by godzilla.<br><br>A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.<br><br><br>OKay, you get the idea. Bonus points for using a "real" fortune, such as those in the paper, from fortune cookies, from those people you call on the phone who pretend to know what they're doing.<br><br>However, most will probably be from stupid sayings that could/should be in fortune cookies, etc.<br><br><br>I guess I'll start.<br><br>To light a candle is to cast a shadow.

[NHJ BV]

Henohenomoheji's house burned down after a candle set his curtains on fire.<br><br>The truth will be important in your life next week.<br><br><br><span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%'>In a related story, I suck at this. Film at 11.</span>

[GhostWay]

NHJ BV is caught in the crossfire between Truth and Lies and is impaled with a spork.<br><br><a href='http://www.weirdfortunecookies.com/imag ... n_lily.jpg' target='_blank'>Alas! The onion you are eating is someone else's water lily.</a>

[Henohenomoheji]

Ghostway gets devoured by angry pikmin who are defending their onions.<br><br>Someone can read your mind.

[Ankaris]

Alas, that someone has a tendancy to sell stories to red-top papers.<br><br><i>Opportunities are coming.</i>

[Miles E Traysandor]

Ankaris will randomly glomp a shiny rutabega.<br><br>The person below me will fall in love with someone (or if they already have, in that case marry <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo-->).

[Arloest]

Miles will date lots of pretty and intelligent girls.

[NHJ BV]

<span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%'>Psst, you're supposed to put a new one up for the next poster. Don't mention the war.</span>

[Henohenomoheji]

NHJ BV will pilot the 'ZIG' in an attempt to steal a shipment of rubber chickens.<br><br><br>Pie are square (but trustworthy)

[Ruedii-X]

<!--QuoteBegin-Henohenomoheji+Jan 11 2005, 07:45 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Henohenomoheji @ Jan 11 2005, 07:45 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> NHJ BV will pilot the 'ZIG' in an attempt to steal a shipment of rubber chickens.<br><br><br>Pie are square (but trustworthy) <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Reply: You will one day eat those words.<br><br>Prompt: "He who seats himself at the top of the table will be asked to step down to a lower spot."

[Henohenomoheji]

Ruedii-X will slip and fall off the table whilst doing the freedom dance. "Freedom, Freedom, Freedom, oy!"<br><br>Outside of a dog, a man's best friend is a book. Inside a dog it's too dark to read.

[allison]

Henohenomoheji will be eaten by Cujo and live the rest of his days inside of a dog, much like in the tale of Jonah.<br><br>Pray for what you want, but steal what you need.

[Miles E Traysandor]

Allison will find a lovely, charming, randomly insane, and overall nice man to marry, hehee <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... iggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--><br><br>Will be the next victim of one of Isolde's Conspiracies.

[GhostWay]

Traysandor is flattened by a giant MEHTUL Dragonati insignia.<br><br>That wasn't chicken that you just ate.

[allison]

GhostWay will be pecked to near death by an angry mob of chickens but will fully recover thanks to the care of a loving hippo.<br><br>Spray paint makes bad lunch.