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I don't know how well this game will develop but i'm going to give it a try.<br><br>As i'm sure everyone is aware we like our puns on this board, perhaps too much, but that's a matter of debate while this is a game. Post a topic or word for the next person to make a pun out of it.<br><br>Example<br><br>I got caught in a <b>web</b> while i was on the <b>'net</b>.<br><br>Then post the next word or subject for the next person. Try and not make them too impossible.<br><br><br><br>WINDOW

Well, someone's obviously going to get <b>framed</b> for this thread.<br><br>Dog

You guys are going to make me <b>roll over</b> with laughter. I don't know how I can <b>paw</b>sibly stand it. I have to <b>beg</b> for mercy.<br><br>School

I tell ya, this game has <b>class</b>. Now we can <b>test</b> each others' limits at <b>home, work</b>, and in the lunch room. Prepare for a fierce match, as one of us is gonna take the others to <b>school</b>.<br><br>Astronomy

Tavis, you're a real <b>star</b>. I mean, you're a regular <b>red giant</b> at puns, in fact you're <b>white dwarf</b>ing us all.<br><br>Grass

I haven't <b>grow</b>n weary of this yet. I'm going to <b>mow</b> you guys over. There's nothing you can <b>dew</b>.<br><br>Music

Why that <b>rings</b> of a battle <b>song</b>. I <b>note</b> that you're going to have to go much <b>low</b>er than that, and climb the <b>high</b>est mountain, to <b>beat</b> me!<br><br>Llama

Your attempt makes me <b>spit</b> in disgust. A crackier than <b>hump</b>ty dumpty after he fell. Why don't you just go play with your <b>Dhali</b>s.<br><br>Football

I'm sorry, I can't make a pun about football. The ninja clan I work for would get <b>Madden</b> and<b>kick</b> me out if I didn't reach my <b>goal</b>.<br><br>Edit: DOH! well, maybe they won't find out. <br><br><br>remote

Well, heno, you seemed to lose <b>control</b> there...<br><br>Cheese

Now, now... I'm sure it's the <b>wheel</b>s of thought churning about...<br><br>Isolde [this one I wanna see.. hehe <!--emo&^_^--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /happy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='happy.gif' /><!--endemo-->]

So this is the result of the <b>con's piracy</b>? The note here says <b>Hi, Jack</b>. *The crowd begins to mur<b>mer</b> <b>cury</b>ously.*<br><br>Traysandor Vulpine

Where to begin? Now, I could prepare many <b>tails</b> about this guy, but then he'd chase me for several <b>miles</b>.<br><br>Edit: Oops.. forgot to add a new topic..<br><br>Amnesia!

The e-mail reads;<br><br><b>RE: Member</b>s of the board: What did we do this all <b>for</b>? <b>Get</b> the president on the line.<br><br>Hunger

<b>Cheeze</b>, and I thought I was good at subliminal messages... but knew I actually wasn't...