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GhostWay · Postby **GhostWay** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 1:27 am

Hm... I know! *Gets out his honorary doctorate's degree* 500 cc of nitroglycerin! *Takes out a large syringe and stabs the thread several times* There, all better.

Burning Sheep Productions · Postby **Burning Sheep Productions** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 2:54 am

Hey! Woah! You forgot to... replace... my... bat...tree...sss...

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 2:57 am

This patient is done. Look, he's already discharged! <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' />

Burning Sheep Productions · Postby **Burning Sheep Productions** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 3:15 am

(If my batteries weren't dead I'd comment on that one).

GhostWay · Postby **GhostWay** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 3:24 am

*Attaches jumper cables to BSP's ears* There. All charged.

Burning Sheep Productions · Postby **Burning Sheep Productions** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 6:04 am

*Runs around hypo until ears melt off.*

Ozymandias · Postby **Ozymandias** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 5:37 pm

Flicks power switch on jump leads, then rushes the thread back to intensive care

Ruedii-X · Postby **Ruedii-X** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 7:40 pm

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (Ozymandias @ Jan 17 2005, 12:37 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Flicks power switch on jump leads, then rushes the thread back to intensive care  </td></tr></table>  *Burns down the intensive care building and sets up a medic tent*

Ozymandias · Postby **Ozymandias** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 9:41 pm

*Paints M.A.S.H. on the side and watches the hobos queue up for free dinner*

Miles E Traysandor · Postby **Miles E Traysandor** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 11:00 pm

*Runs by screaming "rutabegas are cool!"*

Burning Sheep Productions · Postby **Burning Sheep Productions** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 12:13 am

Ye gads we're having rutabegas!?

Zaaphod · Postby **Zaaphod** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 3:44 am

Indeed. They make good ballast. <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' />

Burning Sheep Productions · Postby **Burning Sheep Productions** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 10:05 am

Err... you mean ballet don't you? (Grrrrr! When is 2 Sense updated on the net??)

Ozymandias · Postby **Ozymandias** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 5:41 pm

Bullet? What would he mean with bullet?

Miles E Traysandor · Postby **Miles E Traysandor** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 11:29 pm

Did someone say filet mingnion?

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