Vending Machine

[gforce422]

You get a check for a billion dollars!


.....



But the date is set for 2150.



I put in my golf clubs.

[Rooster]

You get a caddy named Paddy

I put in my tongue

[Richard K Niner]

You get Frenched by Doog.

I put in the Number One Dime.

[Bocaj Claw]

You get Darkwing's mask

I put in a can of cheese wiz

[Kyler Thatch]

You get a fully-grown cheese wizard.

I put in half an hour.

[Stephan]

You get time off your sentence.

You get...

You get a box of matches that says on the cover "Table Tennis Matches."

A BEATING!

I'm a foxaroo, we don't beat, we box.

I put in a fox's box of rocks

[Bocaj Claw]

You get green eggs and ham, in a house with a mouse.

I put in an adjective

[Richard K Niner]

You get a shiny.

I put in a drawing.

[Bocaj Claw]

You get an ulcer

I put in a cat named Bill

[Stephan]

You get a catalogued bill.

You get green eggs and ham, in a house with a mouse.

I'm strictly a herbivore, and there's more!

I put in the flag of Greater Lewellan land.

[Tom Flapwell]

You get a can of Dragon-B-Gone.

I put in a light saber.

[Doc Sigma]

You get a heavy saber.

I put in a mudkips (i herd u liek them?)

[gforce422]

You get swarmed by Pokemon.


I put in a pair of dual 18" subwoofers.

[Foxhound]

You get a note expressing anger over ridiculously loud music

I put in a Sparrow missile

[Arloest]

You get Captain Jack Sparrow. But he implodes within 11.6 seconds.

I put in my SOUL